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Posted by GrumpySteen (Member # 170) on January 13, 2012, 11:07:
 
After sparkly vampires made over a billion dollars for hollywood, it was only a matter of time until they decided to try the doing the same with zombies, regardless of how stupid it might be.

When a highly unusual zombie rescues a girl from imminent death at the hands of his cohorts, their unlikely romance sets in motion a chain of events that will transform him, his fellow dead and maybe even the whole lifeless world.
 
Posted by Xanthine (Member # 736) on January 13, 2012, 21:49:
 
Brain bleach. Now.
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on January 14, 2012, 08:48:
 
Emo zombies -- have you ever wondered what they have on their ipods? I have. The Cure, I suppose. But the love that dare not speak its undead name isn't anything new, judging by some of the girls I've known...

Anyway, what do vegan zombies mutter? "Graaaaiinnnsss!"
 
Posted by TheMoMan (Member # 1659) on January 14, 2012, 11:09:
 
Necrophelia


Thats just wrong.
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on January 15, 2012, 10:16:
 
It's only wrong if you forget to scoop the maggots out first.
 
Posted by Danapoppa (Member # 1555) on January 20, 2012, 05:51:
 
quote:
Originally posted by TheMoMan:
Necrophelia


Thats just wrong.

I think it's the title to a proposed sequel to Hamlet. [Wink]

Soundtrack to be provided by The Band, of course:

Ashes of laughter
The ghost is clear
Why do the best things always disappear
Necrophelia
Please darken my door.
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by drunkennewfiemidget (Member # 2814) on January 30, 2012, 06:36:
 
Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one.
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on January 30, 2012, 08:55:
 
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one.

High Five! </Borat>
 
Posted by Erbo (Member # 199) on February 10, 2012, 01:49:
 
Perhaps they'll work out how to combine necrophilia with bestiality and S&M...

...or would that just be beating a dead horse? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by GrumpySteen (Member # 170) on February 10, 2012, 12:30:
 
I'm not sure if there was an S&M element involved, but he could have been spanking it, I guess
 
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on February 10, 2012, 14:32:
 
quote:
Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
I'm not sure if there was an S&M element involved, but he could have been spanking it, I guess

Sees: Dead deer in ditch.
Thinks: Hmmmmmm... Nice Rack....

I mean, really, not just sex with an animal, not just sex with a dead animal, sex with a dead animal he found in a ditch. [Eek!]
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on February 11, 2012, 10:38:
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
I'm not sure if there was an S&M element involved, but he could have been spanking it, I guess

Sees: Dead deer in ditch.
Thinks: Hmmmmmm... Nice Rack....

I mean, really, not just sex with an animal, not just sex with a dead animal, sex with a dead animal he found in a ditch. [Eek!]

Here in the Valley we call that "Country Style".
 


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