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Posted by stevenback7 (Member # 5114) on July 26, 2008, 17:30:
 
don't know if this is the right area, but who cares.

I need to buy a 18th birthday present for a girl. She loves music, movies, anime, manga, Linkin Park, art, and is just evil and dark (not emo though!!). It doesn't need to be anything big or expensive just a regular present for a friend. Does anyone have any website suggestions were I might be able to find something?

Yes, Snaggy I've checked GC and sorry Nitro but your paintings are out of my prize range (sorry).
 
Posted by Bibo (Member # 1959) on July 26, 2008, 21:44:
 
www.mcphee.com is always good for offbeat gifts!

And for some tongue-in-cheek humor (if she doesn't already have any of his CDs) www.voltaire.net

Zombie Prostitute and Other Ooky Spooky Hits (maxi-cd) is a good one. A great Star Wars spoof called "Cantina"

http://amiestreet.com/artist/17913
 
Posted by dragonman97 (Member # 780) on July 26, 2008, 21:57:
 
You could get her beanie, or hacker hat, though!

Perfect gift for the goth / emo girl in your life! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/caps.html
 
Posted by fs (Member # 1181) on July 27, 2008, 07:23:
 
What about the Hubble Telescope Snowglobe?
 
Posted by drunkennewfiemidget (Member # 2814) on July 28, 2008, 10:22:
 
porn
 
Posted by Stereo (Member # 748) on July 28, 2008, 10:55:
 
Dark and evil? Get her some evil genius googles, à la Dr. Horrible. (Unless she already has a pair, then go for the rest of the look: lab coat, leather boots, rubber gloves, chemistry kit, etc.)

Or not. If she really is evil, you may want to keep dangerous materials out of her reach. CareBear plush doll might be a better choice. Or you could go in-between: some stuffed animal, of the dangerous kind (lion, tiger, gorilla, virus...)
 
Posted by fs (Member # 1181) on July 28, 2008, 11:05:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
Or you could go in-between: some stuffed animal, of the dangerous kind (lion, tiger, gorilla, virus...)

Oh yeah. For my birthday, my mom gave me herpes.
 
Posted by Xanthine (Member # 736) on July 28, 2008, 12:37:
 
For his wedding, I gave my cousin an ulcer.
 
Posted by stevenback7 (Member # 5114) on July 28, 2008, 12:44:
 
drunkennewfiemidget - umm, definetly don't want to know what your friends are like.

Stereo - I like the idea of the googles (she is becoming a chemist) as for showing up at her house with a pair of leather boots and gloves might be sending the wrong message and might result in my immediate death.

Thanks for the ideas guys - the order has been placed, and I hope she likes it.
 
Posted by tweety (Member # 3890) on July 28, 2008, 17:39:
 
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!" [evil]

On that note, any pics? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by stevenback7 (Member # 5114) on July 28, 2008, 20:42:
 
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!" [evil]

On that note, any pics? [Big Grin]

Wow, what has this world come to. *shakes head*
 
Posted by macmcseboy (Member # 1232) on July 28, 2008, 22:25:
 
Show up naked with beer... </Cap'n Vic>
 
Posted by dragonman97 (Member # 780) on July 28, 2008, 22:50:
 
quote:
Originally posted by stevenback7:
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!" [evil]

On that note, any pics? [Big Grin]

Wow, what has this world come to. *shakes head*
That's not quite as bad as this:
http://failblog.org/2008/07/27/gift-fail/

[Razz]
 
Posted by Richard Wolf VI (Member # 4993) on July 28, 2008, 23:26:
 
quote:
Originally posted by macmcseboy:
Show up naked with beer... </Cap'n Vic>

I was missing that meme...
I'm for the plushy gift, they're so versatile and there are many options out there.
 
Posted by Stibbons (Member # 2515) on July 29, 2008, 06:18:
 
Bad Taste Bears! A perfect present for every situation (as long as the recipient has a little twisted sense of humour...)
 
Posted by drunkennewfiemidget (Member # 2814) on July 29, 2008, 07:21:
 
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?
 
Posted by Mangler (Member # 8282) on July 29, 2008, 09:26:
 
1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.

That's the way ya do it.
 
Posted by alfrin (Member # 3836) on July 29, 2008, 09:44:
 
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?

Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
 
Posted by drunkennewfiemidget (Member # 2814) on July 29, 2008, 10:32:
 
quote:
Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?

Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
Um.. nevermind. [Razz]
 
Posted by tweety (Member # 3890) on July 29, 2008, 10:34:
 
quote:
Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?

Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
Because, if you're totally into reenacting scenes from your favorite movies, then you'll want condoms.
[Eek!]
 
Posted by drunkennewfiemidget (Member # 2814) on July 29, 2008, 10:37:
 
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
quote:
Originally posted by alfrin:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
He's Canadian. 16 is legal in Canada -- and that's new -- it used to be 14.

Porn an condoms, then?

Why would you need condoms for porn, seems like a waste of rubber, and I'm not sure if there is a recycling bin for that.
Because, if you're totally into reenacting scenes from your favorite movies, then you'll want condoms.
[Eek!]

BINGO
 
Posted by shentzu (Member # 2253) on July 29, 2008, 14:09:
 
quote:
Originally posted by stevenback7:
quote:
Originally posted by tweety:
I'm surprised no one mentioned condoms. She's 18, legal in all 50 states. Plus, it's the gift that really does say "I care. I care about your sexual fulfillment, enjoyment and health. Happy Birthday!" [evil]

On that note, any pics? [Big Grin]

Wow, what has this world come to. *shakes head*
are you complaining about the ribbing? come on, its for her pleasure.....
 


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