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Posted by Snaggy (Member # 123) on November 15, 2007, 09:09:
From Reddit...

Surfer dude stuns physicists with theory of everything:

(to be fair, he is also a snowboarder dude.)

The actual paper:

He obviously played with Spirograph as a child!

"If E8 theory is fully successful as a theory of everything, our universe is an exceptionally beautiful shape. "
Posted by Xanthine (Member # 736) on November 15, 2007, 11:16:
A surfer dude with a doctorate. He probably surfs so he can spend his time thinking about physics instead of academic bullshit.

It looks like his theory is actually testable, so good luck to him.
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on November 15, 2007, 11:55:
That picture looks suspiciously like whatziznames flower of somethingorother.

Maybe andymonk is a surfer dude.
Posted by Snaggy (Member # 123) on November 15, 2007, 12:43:
lol druid
Posted by Metasquares (Member # 4441) on November 15, 2007, 14:09:
I took a look at the paper. Though I don't have a physics background, I do know a bit about Lie groups.

It's actually quite an interesting theory and has more intuitive appeal than string theory does. Mathematically, it is consistent (at least as far as I can tell), but no necessary conditions are given for adopting this shape of the universe, only sufficient ones. Some of the choices of mappings onto E8 seem a bit arbitrary as well - if the reasoning is given, it's grounded in the physics rather than the math. Of course, if this theory is verifiable (it might not be for a long time since it depends on us finding unknown particles), the equations will be empirically confirmed or modified.

Agreed with Xanthine about the academic BS - his life as a surfer probably helps him think about actual science considerably [Smile]
Posted by Serenak (Member # 2950) on November 15, 2007, 14:56:
Serenak's amazingly simple theorem of everything...

"Just when you thought you had it sussed it all turns to sh*te again..."

also phrased as "you can't trust anything to not to turn bad on you and kick you in the privates"

and occasionally simply as - "life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease..."
Posted by Snaggy (Member # 123) on November 16, 2007, 08:34:
Now it's a movie!
Posted by littlefish (Member # 966) on November 16, 2007, 12:15:
Now I get it!

Thanks snaggy - that really sorted out the 8 dimensions in my head! [Wink]
Posted by HalfVast (Member # 3187) on November 19, 2007, 06:19:
Oh well...

maybe not.
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on November 19, 2007, 12:03:
Originally posted by HalfVast:
maybe not.

That's just misinformation from The Great Conspiracy, they're trying to keep the awesome power of The Cauliflower Of Life to themselves.
Posted by erynthenerd (Member # 12416) on November 19, 2007, 21:49:
Dude. I have no clue what you guys are saying.

That sure is a purty picture, though.

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