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Posted by Dr Cyclops (Member # 986) on December 18, 2001, 15:29:
 
Because it was dead!
why was it dead?
Because it fell out of a tree!
 
Posted by theJacob (Member # 980) on December 18, 2001, 19:02:
 
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Posted by Raptorgirl on December 18, 2001, 19:23:
 
That reminds me of a series of jokes a classmate told me in the 12th grade:

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead too.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the kangaroo die? Because of the falling koalas.

Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a koala.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.


 


Posted by Tau Zero (Member # 195) on December 19, 2001, 08:38:
 
I first heard that kind of joke (almost identical) from a classmate of my brother's.  It seems like the kind of joke that you use to gauge how drunk your buddies are; if the crack up, you know they've sacrificed a few neurons to the Beer Gods (and may be offering something to the Porcelain God later).
 
Posted by SupportGoddess (Member # 822) on December 23, 2001, 02:33:
 
lol!

I can't help it, I like stupid jokes. I love the frayed knot joke, and the interrupting cow.

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Posted by EngrBohn (Member # 476) on December 23, 2001, 14:23:
 
I give. I'm familiar with the frayed knot (and many, many other bad pun jokes), but not the interrupting cow.

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Posted by SupportGoddess (Member # 822) on December 23, 2001, 14:44:
 
quote:
Originally posted by EngrBohn:
I give. I'm familiar with the frayed knot (and many, many other bad pun jokes), but not the interrupting cow.


I would tell it, but it has to be verbal.

It is worth it though, it is stupid enough to draw groans of agony from even the most tolerant of people.

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Posted by EngrBohn (Member # 476) on December 23, 2001, 19:14:
 
That's it, young lady. Coal for you
And just see if I tell you the joke about Nate the Snake...

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Posted by Angry Rooster (Member # 759) on December 24, 2001, 01:37:
 
quote:
Originally posted by SupportGoddess:
I would tell it, but it has to be verbal.

It is worth it though, it is stupid enough to draw groans of agony from even the most tolerant of people.


Well if it's worth that much, record it in MP3 for us

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Posted by SupportGoddess (Member # 822) on December 25, 2001, 06:47:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Angry Rooster:
Well if it's worth that much, record it in MP3 for us


I suppose I could do that, but I would have to find someone to do it with me.

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Posted by Jasoco (Member # 817) on January 11, 2002, 23:40:
 
Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrup..MOO!

Yeah.. it's better verbal.

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Posted by Evilbunny (Member # 970) on January 12, 2002, 08:18:
 
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!! Help!
Actually, LOL! I am a sucker for these things.
 
Posted by SupportGoddess (Member # 822) on January 13, 2002, 03:46:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jasoco:
Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrup..MOO!

Yeah.. it's better verbal.


Yeah, definitely loses something when done in text.

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