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Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 21, 2003, 23:11:
 
a celebrity without any implications to current relationships etc who would it be?
 
Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 21, 2003, 23:13:
 
should of answered my own questions, doh!
Orlando Bloom (not as an elf) or Jared Leto
 
Posted by Cap'n Vic (Member # 1477) on July 21, 2003, 23:23:
 
Wow.....hmmm, I'll have to narrow it down to a few.

Jewel....she is so sexy
J Lo....that butt rules
Ashley Judd....sexy mouth, but she is too scrawny lately
Halle Berry.....those dark eyes, perfect skin
Linda Hamilton (Sarah Conner) in T1 before she got all 'ripped'. Nice full lips, great jaw line.
Markie Post....from Nightcourt
Meg Ryan...She is sooooo cute, pouty
 
Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 21, 2003, 23:25:
 
wow, guys go for the whole jlo thing?
 
Posted by hey-U (Member # 2128) on July 21, 2003, 23:31:
 
quote:
wow, guys go for the whole jlo thing?

Not me guv...
[Wink]
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on July 21, 2003, 23:34:
 
Being the LOTR nut that I am, Liv Tyler or Miranda Otto would have to be very tempting. Then again, Angelina Jolie is quite attractive, too. Closer to home, maybe Kylie (or Danni) Minogue, or Holly Valance.
 
Posted by Tyler Durden (Member # 1545) on July 21, 2003, 23:46:
 
Natalie Portman
 
Posted by hey-U (Member # 2128) on July 22, 2003, 00:21:
 
May I borrow the GC time machine?
[Cool]
Katharine Hepburn circa 'The African Queen' might be fun - and I could do with a holiday...
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on July 22, 2003, 00:28:
 
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
May I borrow the GC time machine?
[Cool]
Katharine Hepburn circa 'The African Queen' might be fun - and I could do with a holiday...

<badtaste>Good thing you made that clear, or we might have had to add necrophilia to the list of GC perversions</badtaste>.
 
Posted by hey-U (Member # 2128) on July 22, 2003, 00:40:
 
(sigh) can't do right for doing wrong, can I?
(crawls back under favo[u]rite rock)
 
Posted by littlefish (Member # 966) on July 22, 2003, 00:41:
 
quote:
maybe Kylie (or Danni) Minogue
CSK- I think you mean Kylie and Danni. At the same time. In a vat of jelly. Whilst Winona Ryder watches and encourages.
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on July 22, 2003, 00:46:
 
quote:
Originally posted by littlefish:
quote:
maybe Kylie (or Danni) Minogue
CSK- I think you mean Kylie and Danni. At the same time. In a vat of jelly. Whilst Winona Ryder watches and encourages.
/me slinks to the nearest cold shower
[blush]

Hey, wait a minute ... How would Winona Ryder be encouraging. [Confused]

"Go on, shove some of the jelly down your trousers before you go. Noone will notice" [Big Grin]
 
Posted by unclefungus (Member # 2118) on July 22, 2003, 01:39:
 
pretty much all of the women above, in addition to Mayday (the chick in the Bond movie). There's something about a strong chick with a "flock of seaguls" hair style. and don't forget Uma Thurman (pulp fiction), Kristie Alley (Wrath of Kahn), Jodie Foster ( silence of the Lambs), any female from Star Trek (esp. TNG), Besty Baker (Linda on Evil Dead), and most definetly Sheri Moon (House of 1000 Corpses). If you have to ask, yes I'm considered twisted by most people. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 22, 2003, 02:37:
 
Marilyn Monroe... although I can't decide whether or not I'd hoover up the maggots first...
 
Posted by Sinn (Member # 2111) on July 22, 2003, 03:58:
 
Alyson Hannigan, without a doubt.
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 22, 2003, 03:59:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sinn:
Alyson Hannigan, without a doubt.

With or without the flute? [Wink]
 
Posted by Mister Boo (Member # 1419) on July 22, 2003, 05:00:
 
Alyson Hannigan - with the flute [Razz] [evil]
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 22, 2003, 05:20:
 
not being of legal age or anything i haven't really thought about things like this. *cough* so off the top of my head i've have to say...

[Big Grin] orlando bloom (yep, as an elf...)
[Big Grin] kurt cobain (using the time machine!)
[Big Grin] keanu reeves (yeah, he was sexy in the matrix, but i'm thinking of his Bill and Ted days!)
[Big Grin] tom cruise... with the stubbleyness go on, shout at me!
[Big Grin] david blaine... i don't know why...
[Big Grin] there's a guy off Scrubs thats quite cute, but i don't know his name - the main guy, can someone help me out?
[Big Grin] and of course Alyson Hannigan [Smile] don't care about the flute, just naked and covered on chocolate would do me fine, what can i say, i'm a traditionalist...

well, that was quite impressive considering i don't think about inane pointless things like that... *grins*

love from the (getting rather warm) biscuit tin, Spoongirl
 
Posted by BellaDonna (Member # 2123) on July 22, 2003, 05:34:
 
Let's see:

Keanu Reeves-who cares if he can act?!?!?
Matthew Perry-but I think that's cause I've got a thing for Chandler.
Vin Diesel-and no not for his rippling biceps (though they are nice), its his voice!
Topher Grace/Danny Masterson/Wilmer (oh please don't ask me to spell it)-basically the guys from That 70's show, 'cept Ashton, and not as their 70's characters.
Jason Mraz-I love guys who look like they just fell out of bed. Preferably mine [Wink]
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 22, 2003, 05:44:
 
ooh, i add matthew perry to my list, because i love 'chandlers' wit, and he's the only one who can act at all. oh, and he has a cute 'cuddle up with me i won't kill you or anything i'm a delicate geeky hopeless kind of guy'...

when the world looks on in confusion [Big Grin] and they'll soon back off...

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by BellaDonna (Member # 2123) on July 22, 2003, 05:52:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spoongirl:
and he has a cute 'cuddle up with me i won't kill you or anything i'm a delicate geeky hopeless kind of guy'

I totally get what you're saying Spoony. Ross is just WAY too excitable, and Joey can be a little dim. Chandler's one of those geeks (forgive me for saying this) like Bill Gates, who got the trophy wife in the end. Though this is all character based and Matthew Perry could be NOTHING like Chandler. Pity.
 
Posted by Jewel (Member # 2296) on July 22, 2003, 05:52:
 
Well, that's a nobrainer...Jean-Claude Van Damme. [hearts] I'm all for martial-arts movies with him running around half naked in training all sweaty and tough looking. *swoon*

>Jewel....she is so sexy
Well, thank you! [crazy]
 
Posted by snupy (Member # 1211) on July 22, 2003, 05:57:
 
NOT that I've thought much about this **ahem** BUT:

Colin Farrell(big duh)
Hugh Jackamn
Viggo Mortensen
Eddie Izzard(a sense of humour is VERY sexy)
Jeff Bridges
Andy Garcia
Olivier Martinez
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 22, 2003, 06:00:
 
well, Belladonna, actually (being a bit of a fan) i found him in an interview (all the 'friends' are a little wary of the press) and he thinks that the similarity between himself and Chandler is 90% in the positive way [Big Grin] big smiles from the spoon!

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by Punk Rawk Poet (Member # 2174) on July 22, 2003, 06:26:
 
Hmmmm... well, for starters :
Jessica Alba (dark and mysterious looking)
The Donnas (Punk girls are sooo hot)
Avril Lavigne (not a punk, at least as music goes, but she's sort of punky cute)
The Olsen Twins (at the same time, or separate)
Natalie Portman (no explaination required)
That's all off the top of myhead, but I'm sure more will come eventually. I don;t suppose there is a way to sleep with celecerities without any othe implications... [Wink]
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 22, 2003, 06:35:
 
ooh have to reply to that!

avril lavigne? pleeeese don't be serious, she isn't talented, pretty, (the ooky hair thing? to cover up acne) she's not funny or clever, or vaguely interesting, shes fake, phony and all that is wrong with the music industry today. grrr!
you're vaguly forgiven with the donnas, although their music sucks (i'd never call it punk), they're kinda pretty...

and ... [blush] nope, gone, deleted it. [blush]

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by Punk Rawk Poet (Member # 2174) on July 22, 2003, 06:47:
 
Oh come on Spoony, lets not be so harsh eh? I could say a lot of things about Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves, but I don't. Besides, Avril is Canadian. Another irresistable factor, I love Canada.

Oh and add Alyson Hannigan to my list as well. I forgot about her. [innuendo]and as for the flute... well, she can use mine[/innuendo]
 
Posted by dragonman97 (Member # 780) on July 22, 2003, 07:13:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Punk Rawk Poet:
[innuendo]and as for the flute... well, she can use mine[/innuendo]

I tend to think hers is bigger [evil] .
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 22, 2003, 07:17:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Punk Rawk Poet:
[innuendo]and as for the flute... well, she can use mine[/innuendo]

You mean yours is littered with holes and is full of spit? [Wink]
 
Posted by Punk Rawk Poet (Member # 2174) on July 22, 2003, 07:42:
 
Well I wont't tell her it's not a real flute till she tries out the mouthpiece.
 
Posted by quantumfluff (Member # 450) on July 22, 2003, 07:42:
 
I'm assuming a one night stand with the celebrity, so I'ld have to choose based not on overall looks, but on probabilty of having extremely enthusiastic, scorchingly hot sex. I'm thinking that Pamela Anderson has a pretty good track record. Angela Jolie, however, could probably hold her own (or mine).

unclefungus: Mayday was played by Grace Jones
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on July 22, 2003, 07:51:
 
quote:
Originally posted by quantumfluff:
I'm assuming a one night stand with the celebrity, so I'ld have to choose based not on overall looks, but on probabilty of having extremely enthusiastic, scorchingly hot sex. I'm thinking that Pamela Anderson has a pretty good track record. Angela Jolie, however, could probably hold her own (or mine).

That's an interesting point. I'd still pick Kylie Minogue then, based on the ad where she's riding one of those mechanical bulls (let's just say it didn't look like the first time she'd done something like that [Eek!] )
 
Posted by TonyRad (Member # 1448) on July 22, 2003, 09:01:
 
Angelina Jolie... I think she is great. Uhh.. and the Olsen Twins.. their close to my age too.. [Smile] and Jeri Ryan... I don't know many celebs tho.. so I think that's my list.. haha, in calc last year we would play MASH and most of the time we would use celebs.. once I used 3 sets of famous twins and 1 set of triplets.. I never knew who the celebs were tho.. [Frown] anyways.. Angelina Jolie....

Tony Rad (Angelina Jolie's husband) [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Shapeshifter (Member # 2105) on July 22, 2003, 09:21:
 
Let's see...

Sophie Marceau - The only reason I'm not in favor of nuking France.
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Alyson Hannigan has her flute, sure, but there's something about a girl that knows how to handle a wooden stake...
Alyson Hannigan - While we're on the subject...
Katie Holmes
Natalie Portman
Amy Lee (Evanescence frontwoman)
Leelee Sobieski
And there's plenty more where that came from, but I'm not really awake yet (only one cup of coffee) so I can't think of them all.


Using the time machine:
Debbie Harry (Blondie frontwoman) in the late 70s.
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 22, 2003, 11:33:
 
quote:
I could say a lot of things about Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves, but I don't.
no, do! i don't only like mine coz they're good looking, they're talented as well, something which your dear Avril lacks...

[Smile]

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by Punk Rawk Poet (Member # 2174) on July 22, 2003, 11:55:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spoongirl:
quote:
I could say a lot of things about Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves, but I don't.
no, do! i don't only like mine coz they're good looking, they're talented as well, something which your dear Avril lacks...

[Smile]

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]

Well, to start, she's certainly not dear to me... this is a thread about fscking them, not a long lasting meaningful relationship. I would argue that Avril sings better than Keanu acts though.

And now for an update to my list:
Ellen Feiss (of course it wpouldn;t be right if she was under the influence of benadryl)
Christina Ricci
Whoever the girl from "10 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter" is, (not the blonde ditzy one, the smarter one with darker hair.

More to come I'm sure....
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 22, 2003, 12:02:
 
quote:
Christina Ricci
yeah, she's going on my list too! [Smile]

and sorry for any grumpyness, i have a bad toothgap and i've been argueing with parent people

love from the tin Spooniog [Wink]
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on July 22, 2003, 12:09:
 
vanessa feltz
 
Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 22, 2003, 12:11:
 
I would also like to add (even though I am straight) Beyonce Knowels in her new video crazy in love- hell I would do her
 
Posted by skylar (Member # 1422) on July 22, 2003, 12:14:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spoongirl:
[Big Grin] david blaine... i don't know why...
[Big Grin] there's a guy off Scrubs thats quite cute, but i don't know his name - the main guy, can someone help me out?

wrt David Blaine, I must agree [Smile] ... though I'm not sure why, either...

And, as for the guy from Scrubs, I think you mean Zack Braff, right? (spiky-ish black hair, always getting in trouble with Dr. Cox?)

*clears throat* ... okay, my shortlist:

Michael Vartan (Vaughn from 'Alias')
Rivers Cuomo (lead singer of Weezer - call me an emo geekette [Big Grin] )
Tobey Maguire
Ashton Kutcher (top of the list at the moment)
Jake Gyllenhaal (newest entry on the list)

Mind you, I wouldn't sleep with any of them, even if it had no implications on my current relationship. They're very nice to look at from afar, but I'd want to keep far away.

Edit: Ooh, almost forgot: Andy Roddick, the tennis player. Sometimes the blond, all-American thing has its attractions.

Edit #2: wrt to what addiew said about Beyonce Knowles - it made me wonder... If you could sleep with any member of the same sex without implications on your sexuality, then who would it be?

I'd go for Reese Witherspoon...
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 22, 2003, 12:16:
 
quote:
And, as for the guy from Scrubs, I think you mean Zack Braff, right? (spiky-ish black hair, always getting in trouble with Dr. Cox?)

yeah i think thats him, the main charcter who you get inside his head. if he's anything like that in real life, ahh.. *swoon* [Smile]

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by skylar (Member # 1422) on July 22, 2003, 12:22:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spoongirl:
yeah i think thats him, the main charcter who you get inside his head. if he's anything like that in real life, ahh.. *swoon* [Smile]

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]

Yeah, for some reason I really like guys who keep screwing things up and getting it wrong in a lovable, goofy way [Big Grin]
 
Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 22, 2003, 12:22:
 
I forgot about Tobey Maguire; [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 22, 2003, 12:28:
 
i'm not really 'down' with popular movie culture today, but he's Spiderman isn't he...? the spoon's embarrassed herself again hasn'T she... [Roll Eyes]

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by Punk Rawk Poet (Member # 2174) on July 22, 2003, 12:29:
 
quote:
Originally posted by skylar:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Spoongirl:
[qb] Rivers Cuomo (lead singer of Weezer - call me an emo geekette [Big Grin] )

Yeah!!! GO RIVERS!!! An emogeekette... I never knew. [Razz]
 
Posted by Punk Rawk Poet (Member # 2174) on July 22, 2003, 12:31:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spoongirl:
i'm not really 'down' with popular movie culture today, but he's Spiderman isn't he...? the spoon's embarrassed herself again hasn'T she... [Roll Eyes]

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]

Yes spoon, he is Spiderman. It's ok that you didn;t know... pop culture is icky anyway. Spiderman wasn't as good as everyone thought... now the Punisher movie... that has potential.
 
Posted by Shapeshifter (Member # 2105) on July 22, 2003, 12:34:
 
quote:
Originally posted by skylar:

Edit #2: wrt to what addiew said about Beyonce Knowles - it made me wonder... If you could sleep with any member of the same sex without implications on your sexuality, then who would it be?

I'd go for Reese Witherspoon...

What, you're not going to tell us why?

Personally I just don't look at guys that way; in fact, I don't know what you girls see in men, but I'm not complaining. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Punk Rawk Poet (Member # 2174) on July 22, 2003, 12:36:
 
Shifter: I agree whole heartedly.
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 22, 2003, 12:44:
 
quote:
in fact, I don't know what you girls see in men, but I'm not complaining
well, some of us don't see anything in men... [Big Grin] i however like th odd ones, the shy ones, the clever, funny, geeky looking ones. girls you just don't get looking like that, and if you do then they're generally snapped up by geek guys... except of course if you live in the cruddy countryside where everyones emotionally retarded and doesn't even nbotice when youthink you look extra pretty and... sorry, rambling!

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by snupy (Member # 1211) on July 22, 2003, 12:51:
 
Ooh, Sky-shame on me! How could I forget Michael Vartan?? **drool**

as for Reese...hmm...I think I agree. She's like the real "movie stars" of the 40's and 50's -so glamourous.
 
Posted by ph34r teh fluf1bun1 (Member # 2245) on July 22, 2003, 13:02:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Shapeshifter:
I don't know what you girls see in men, but I'm not complaining. [Big Grin]

Well, I could say the same about women, and I'm not complaining either!! [Happytears]

And as far as men goes: I see no one has mentioned my favourites...

Now the most recent one (so you people know who I'm talking about without googling it as I'm sure you all would [Razz] )

Lucius Malfoy in the latest Harry Potter movie. That scene right at the end when he draws his wand from that stick/cane/whatever like a sword [hearts] I fell hook, line and sinker for that one *dreamy sigh*

And I'm sure he's not evil really, he just needs the right kind of woman...


Pity, he's not real. [cry baby]
 
Posted by Cap'n Vic (Member # 1477) on July 22, 2003, 13:10:
 
quote:
Originally posted by skylar:
Edit #2: wrt to what addiew said about Beyonce Knowles - it made me wonder... If you could sleep with any member of the same sex without implications on your sexuality, then who would it be?

Johnny Depp....He is sooooo pretty [Wink]
 
Posted by Robb [treborus] (Member # 2003) on July 22, 2003, 13:30:
 
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
May I borrow the GC time machine?
[Cool]

Since when has there been a GC time machine?  -

did someone bring it from the future?
 -
 
Posted by Mister Boo (Member # 1419) on July 22, 2003, 13:43:
 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by skylar:
Edit #2: wrt to what addiew said about Beyonce Knowles - it made me wonder... If you could sleep with any member of the same sex without implications on your sexuality, then who would it be?

I'd go for Reese Witherspoon...
[/QUOTE


Well, If we're going with the same sex thing- I'd have to put on the sheep costume for Spungo [Wink] [Razz]
 
Posted by Cap'n Vic (Member # 1477) on July 22, 2003, 13:47:
 
Ok Mr B, that is pretty freaking sick. I can't erase the mental image of you (so I will share with the others [Big Grin] ) in an ill fitting sheep suit screaming into a pillow while getting your dirt road paved by the 'Sheep Shagger' himself [Eek!]
 
Posted by Stereo (Member # 748) on July 22, 2003, 13:57:
 
quote:
Originally posted by ph34r teh fluf1bun1:
Lucius Malfoy in the latest Harry Potter movie. That scene right at the end when he draws his wand from that stick/cane/whatever like a sword [hearts] I fell hook, line and sinker for that one *dreamy sigh*

Yeah... You're not alone. Well, I didn't fell that badly for him, but he looks so... sophisticated. I decided that if I find someone with a similar look, just a bit younger and with darker hairs, that's "get out of my way, girls, this one's mine!" [Big Grin]

(We're talking one night, without consequence, right? Otherwise, that guy would still have to fit on the personality side too...)

But to add one name, there's a weird one on my list: Keith Hamilton Cobb. I say weird cause I usually don't like big-mussels men, but this one have one of the most wonderfull smile I've ever seen. That alone gives him a high score, although he's physically not much of my type.
 
Posted by iCoach (Member # 2141) on July 22, 2003, 14:22:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Ok Mr B, that is pretty freaking sick. I can't erase the mental image of you (so I will share with the others [Big Grin] ) in an ill fitting sheep suit screaming into a pillow while getting your dirt road paved by the 'Sheep Shagger' himself [Eek!]

If I hadn't already given you a five for saying hockey was the greatest sport, I would now give you a 1.

Based on morals alone, that description should be taken out and shot.

-Coach
 
Posted by unclefungus (Member # 2118) on July 22, 2003, 16:37:
 
Lets not forget any of the women in Lynard Skynard, that aussie crockodile hunters wife, Catherine Bell (Jag), and most definetly the -original- host of Junkyard Wars (aka Scrapheap Challenge?), Cathy Rodgers.
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on July 22, 2003, 17:24:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Ok Mr B, that is pretty freaking sick. I can't erase the mental image of you (so I will share with the others [Big Grin] ) in an ill fitting sheep suit screaming into a pillow while getting your dirt road paved by the 'Sheep Shagger' himself [Eek!]

Funny the way things work...

Girl on girl = hot

Guy on guy = ewww

As for same sex answers, I'll cheat and say the transgender Bond girl (can't remember which one, but one of them was a sex change).
[crazy]
 
Posted by ZorroTheFox (Member # 917) on July 22, 2003, 17:33:
 
quote:
Originally posted by addiew:
wow, guys go for the whole jlo thing?

nope, only the ones that are slaves to pop culture. They know who they are. The Krispy Kreme eating, Howard Stern listening, Friends watching, SUV driving, REI shopping, Starbucks drinking, Nike wearing sheep that overpopulate this country................Z
 
Posted by snupy (Member # 1211) on July 22, 2003, 20:54:
 
quote:
Originally posted by csk:


Girl on girl = hot

Guy on guy = ewww


[crazy] [/QB]

Ok, I'd like to know-is there ANY straight male in the universe who doesn't find girl on girl "hot"??
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on July 22, 2003, 21:09:
 
I'd suspect most straight guys think it's hot, even if they repress it.

Mind you, it probably depends on what the women in question look like. I'd probably turn a few stomachs by mentioning, say, "Hilary Rosen gets it on with Janet Reno". And that's even with one of the two being a bona fide lesbian.
 
Posted by dragonman97 (Member # 780) on July 22, 2003, 21:17:
 
csk - Okay, that's just wrong...besides, is Janet Reno really a woman? Or a very strange man?

quote:
That's not Janet Reno...that's a MAN!!
Yeah, baby, yeah!

Okay, I'll stop now [Smile]
 
Posted by Cap'n Vic (Member # 1477) on July 22, 2003, 21:19:
 
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
Ok, I'd like to know-is there ANY straight male in the universe who doesn't find girl on girl "hot"??

FFM is even hotter!! The ol' Cap'n Vic sammich I like to call it. I'll bring the mayo, you gals bring the buns! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on July 22, 2003, 21:27:
 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
csk - Okay, that's just wrong...besides, is Janet Reno really a woman? Or a very strange man?

quote:
That's not Janet Reno...that's a MAN!!
Yeah, baby, yeah!

Okay, I'll stop now [Smile]
Yeah, I had to rack my brains to think of US examples of what I was looking for. Bronwyn Bishop came to mind early on, for any Aussies reading this [Smile]
 
Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 22, 2003, 21:30:
 
good luck, I have yet to date a guy that doesnt think girl on girl is hot [shake head]
 
Posted by unclefungus (Member # 2118) on July 22, 2003, 22:40:
 
All this talk of guys liking Girl on Girl (I do!)got me thinking, Do girls like Guy on Guy. I've heard rumor that they don't, but I couldn't tell you.
 
Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 22, 2003, 23:39:
 
i dont - but i think they are both nasty
 
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on July 23, 2003, 00:14:
 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Marilyn Monroe... although I can't decide whether or not I'd hoover up the maggots first...

I'd have thought 'Dolly' was high on your list [evil]
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 23, 2003, 02:26:
 
quote:
If you could sleep with any member of the same sex without implications on your sexuality, then who would it be?

i've kind of answered that one... [Razz]

oh, and i add johnny depp to my list as well [Smile]

love from the tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 23, 2003, 03:03:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
Ok, I'd like to know-is there ANY straight male in the universe who doesn't find girl on girl "hot"??

FFM is even hotter!! The ol' Cap'n Vic sammich I like to call it. I'll bring the mayo, you gals bring the buns! [Big Grin]
[Big Grin] Oh, delightfully crude. [Smile]
 
Posted by littlefish (Member # 966) on July 23, 2003, 03:16:
 
Talking about about what people want reminded me of this site from long ago. Well worth a read if you haven't already, but it will take a while and you won't be able to stop halfway through.

Anyway, since someone mentioned jake, I'll raise them a maggie gyllenhaal
 
Posted by Punk Rawk Poet (Member # 2174) on July 23, 2003, 07:04:
 
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
Ok, I'd like to know-is there ANY straight male in the universe who doesn't find girl on girl "hot"??

I can't say I don't find it "hot" It is not one but two naked women after all, but I don't find it extra hot or anything. I personally never quite understood this usual Male fascination with lesbians... it means that somewhere, a guy isn't getting any you'd think that would make men angry... I digress
 
Posted by greycat (Member # 945) on July 23, 2003, 07:41:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Punk Rawk Poet:
I personally never quite understood this usual Male fascination with lesbians... it means that somewhere, a guy isn't getting any you'd think that would make men angry... I digress

I think it's balanced out by the male homosexuals. (My guess is that there are more male homosexuals than female homosexuals, but I don't have any data to back that up.)

Anyway, back to the original topic. I honestly don't know who a lot of these "celebrities" are -- I don't watch much TV (only what the kids have turned on, usually Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon), and I don't get to see many movies. Also, for some strange reason I don't normally find myself attracted to musicians in a sexual way. (I thought of Amy Lee, too, because she's very good-looking, but... I don't know. I don't think I can explain it, but my love of female musicians like Tori Amos is almost entirely platonic. I don't typically find a female singer sexy unless she does more than sing; examples below.)

So here's a random list, pulled from my long-term memory, in no particular order. In some cases, I'd need to borrow the time machine; in others, they're fine today.

Madonna
Julie Brown (the white one who sings "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun")
Anna Nicole Smith
Dolly Parton
Kirsten Dunst
Gillian Anderson
Suzanne Somers
Lucy Lawless

By the way, the Olsen twins are vastly overrated. You can keep 'em.
 
Posted by GMx (Member # 1523) on July 23, 2003, 07:53:
 
Jolene Blalock
Jeri Ryan
Reese Witherspoon
Both of the Dax characters from DS9
Tyra Banks
Heidi Klum
Kate Winslet

Those are all I can think of right now....
 
Posted by Demosthenes (Member # 530) on July 23, 2003, 10:06:
 
linus torvalds...and since we're exercising the time machine here, linus torvalds while he was writing the linux kernel. he's cute, creative and seems like good-natured frood, and it would be unbelievably sexy to roll over in bed and hear him say, "so i'm working on this great new project..." in that accent. yep. [hearts]
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 23, 2003, 10:11:
 
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
vanessa feltz

Ah, man - I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

Thanks!
 
Posted by Mister Boo (Member # 1419) on July 23, 2003, 10:43:
 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
vanessa feltz

Ah, man - I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

Thanks!

I Googled for vanessa feltz after seeing this. I'm going to have nightmares now!!! And I even volunteered to put on the sheep costume!!! What are you thinking Cheezi!!!!! [Wink] [Razz]
 
Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 23, 2003, 12:31:
 
my eyes my eyes!
 
Posted by skylar (Member # 1422) on July 23, 2003, 14:00:
 
quoting Punk Rawk Poet:
Yeah!!! GO RIVERS!!! An emogeekette... I never knew. [Razz]
Not many people do [Big Grin] ... But I've loved Weezer for ages, and that got me interested in bands like Jimmy Eat World and Dashboard Confessional, and, more recently, Bright Eyes and Finch.

quoting Shapeshifter:
I'd go for Reese Witherspoon...
What, you're not going to tell us why?

Isn't it obvious?... She's yummy [Razz] ... Hehe, I just think she's very very beautiful, and, as snupy says, she reminds me of Old Hollywood... plus she has a great rack, of course [Wink] [Embarrassed]

quoting Cap'n Vic:
Johnny Depp....He is sooooo pretty [Wink]
If he were a girl and I were a lesbian, I'd be all over him... or something [Razz]

quoting littlefish:
since someone mentioned jake, I'll raise them a maggie gyllenhaal
Have you seen 'Secretary'? I've heard it's very good... and it sounds as if Zorro would quite like it [Big Grin]
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 24, 2003, 03:54:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mister Boo:
I Googled for vanessa feltz after seeing this.

D00d - I've heard tell of men who tried to google Venessa Feltz - and were never seen again!

Besides - it's listening to Venessa Feltz that really hurts, with her inane, psychotic celeb drivel.
 
Posted by Allan (Member # 1717) on July 24, 2003, 04:02:
 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Mister Boo:
I Googled for vanessa feltz after seeing this.

D00d - I've heard tell of men who tried to google Venessa Feltz - and were never seen again!

Besides - it's listening to Venessa Feltz that really hurts, with her inane, psychotic celeb drivel.

/me sings. It took a Welsh miner to find her...
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 24, 2003, 04:43:
 
Great sig, Allan - 'cos tonight is just like any other night...

Something else I noticed about Morrissey today - his song 'Maudlin Street' - whilst referring to tearful sentimentality, it has a second meaning - Oscar Wilde went to Madgdalene College Oxford (pronounced 'Maudlin', and from which the word maudlin is derived - i.e., Mary Magdalene). Intriguing.
 
Posted by littlefish (Member # 966) on July 24, 2003, 05:13:
 
Yes Skylar, I've seen secretary. It's a good film in an odd kind of way. The characters are definitely not normal. She also played Jakes brother in donnie darko, which was another good, odd film.

Oh and for everyone else, one female friend of mine thinks that boy on boy is hot, another few don't.
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 24, 2003, 05:20:
 
I quite like boy on boy...

... but only 'cos it leaves all the cracking totty for the rest of us. [Wink]
 
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on July 24, 2003, 06:56:
 
quote:
Originally posted by greycat:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Punk Rawk Poet:
[qb] (My guess is that there are more male homosexuals than female homosexuals, but I don't have any data to back that up.)

There was a survey carried out here in Oz recently by one of the local gay/lesbian papers, which found....

There are twice as many gay/bi males as lesbian/bi females.

Roughly 1/3 of those males consider themselves to be bi
Roughly 2/3 of the females considered themselves to be bi.
 
Posted by Shapeshifter (Member # 2105) on July 24, 2003, 08:05:
 
quote:
Originally posted by skylar:

quoting Shapeshifter:
I'd go for Reese Witherspoon...
What, you're not going to tell us why?

Isn't it obvious?... She's yummy [Razz] ... Hehe, I just think she's very very beautiful, and, as snupy says, she reminds me of Old Hollywood... plus she has a great rack, of course [Wink] [Embarrassed]

Agreed, her breasts are quite fabulous. Add her to my list everyone. And btw Skylar, you just got a five-star rating for that post. [Wink]
 
Posted by Allan (Member # 1717) on July 24, 2003, 11:04:
 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Great sig, Allan - 'cos tonight is just like any other night...

Something else I noticed about Morrissey today - his song 'Maudlin Street' - whilst referring to tearful sentimentality, it has a second meaning - Oscar Wilde went to Madgdalene College Oxford (pronounced 'Maudlin', and from which the word maudlin is derived - i.e., Mary Magdalene). Intriguing.

Yes, not the first Smiths sig and definately not my last. Funnily enough I heard a version of Cemetry Gates done by the Frank & Walters earlier in the week. hmmm... different.
 
Posted by skylar (Member # 1422) on July 24, 2003, 12:58:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Shapeshifter:
Agreed, her breasts are quite fabulous. Add her to my list everyone. And btw Skylar, you just got a five-star rating for that post. [Wink]

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] ... I knew my appreciation of Reese's bosom would get me places...
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on July 24, 2003, 14:26:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Shapeshifter:
I'd go for Reese Witherspoon

doesn't she run a pub?
 
Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 24, 2003, 15:37:
 
doesnt she have like 3 kids?
 
Posted by Cap'n Vic (Member # 1477) on July 24, 2003, 16:01:
 
quote:
Originally posted by addiew:
doesnt she have like 3 kids?

1 kid......and one in the *ahem* oven. She is a cutie pie though
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on July 24, 2003, 16:44:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
quote:
Originally posted by addiew:
doesnt she have like 3 kids?

1 kid......and one in the *ahem* oven. She is a cutie pie though
best place for kids is in the oven. ummmmm, roast sirloin of kid
 
Posted by Shapeshifter (Member # 2105) on July 24, 2003, 16:49:
 
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
best place for kids is in the oven. ummmmm, roast sirloin of kid

Well what the hell else am I supposed to do with them after they try to eat my house?
 
Posted by unclefungus (Member # 2118) on July 24, 2003, 20:20:
 
quote:
quite like boy on boy...

... but only 'cos it leaves all the cracking totty for the rest of us.

the cracking tott what? Just call me a stupid American, but I have to ask, What are you talking about?
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on July 24, 2003, 20:22:
 
quote:
Originally posted by unclefungus:
quote:
quite like boy on boy...

... but only 'cos it leaves all the cracking totty for the rest of us.

the cracking tott what? Just call me a stupid American, but I have to ask, What are you talking about?
I'd say the closest American equivalent would be "bitchin' booty" [Big Grin]
 
Posted by trillianastra (Member # 1526) on July 24, 2003, 22:37:
 
I'm late on this one, but Angelina Jolie and Craig Charles. Preferably at the same time.
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 25, 2003, 06:09:
 
quote:
only the ones that are slaves to pop culture. They know who they are. The Krispy Kreme eating, Howard Stern listening, Friends watching, SUV driving, REI shopping, Starbucks drinking, Nike wearing sheep that overpopulate this country................Z
right on! i feel less 'embarrassed' (ha! like i did!) about not knowing who spiderman was! [Smile]

what about sleeping with fiction people?

... you know, i was just going to write 'or would that be too freaky'. then i remembered the rest of the thread... vanessa, sheep. nuff said.

love from the biscuit tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by Tyler Durden (Member # 1545) on July 25, 2003, 09:35:
 
quote:
Originally posted by littlefish:
The characters are definitely not normal.

They were pretty normal by my standards...except for the tomato guy...that's where I draw the line.
 
Posted by unclefungus (Member # 2118) on July 25, 2003, 19:09:
 
What about animated? I would have to name Stripperella, Sailor Moon, Marge Simpson, Lela (futurama), Lois from The Family Guy, and definetly the nanny from Muppet Babies
 
Posted by Spoongirl (Member # 2143) on July 27, 2003, 07:13:
 
quote:
"bitchin' booty"
isn't that a phrase for sexy ass? 'shake that booty' etc... praps just here in the country maybe... as for cracking totty, thats just 'hot looking chicks'. wow, i don't feel like the one behind in the lingo for once... [Big Grin]

fictional characters...
professor frink - the glasses, mmm...
zaphod beeblebrox
cloud strife - isn't he lovely?
kenny, i just feel sorry for the little orange dude.
harry potter - no not the one in the film
spongebob squarepants... don't ask [Smile]

http://www.imagepixie.com/posters/television/c13126-spongebob-squarepants.shtml

and of course any womble [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

does this list make me dememnted...?
'no spoony, you make you demented already!! ha! ha! ha!'

love from the biscuit tin, Spoongirl [Wink]
 
Posted by greycat (Member # 945) on July 28, 2003, 06:56:
 
Drew Barrymore.

Oh, and Salma Hayek.
 
Posted by FatGnome (Member # 1068) on July 28, 2003, 07:35:
 
Jennifer Garner is a hottie for sure
Tara Reid is not bad looking in any way

These in addition to many of the ladies already mentioned. All attractive ladies that need some evil gnomish clown action in their lives.
 
Posted by Mercury_Blue (Member # 2322) on July 30, 2003, 12:07:
 
W-W-W-What??? Am I really the first person to say...LIV TYLER??? Hmmmm. Interesting. Anyway, Angelina Jolie is also quite attractive, but the fact that she won't allow her son to play video games when he grows up is huge turn-off to me...and the fact that she has a son, of course... [Razz]
 
Posted by addiew (Member # 2140) on July 30, 2003, 12:26:
 
Jolie has some MAJOR issues mentally- i read a thing about everything she does or did to herself- I am almost scared of her now..
I try to stay away from people with that many issues- mostly because I can't handle the drama
 
Posted by Tyler Durden (Member # 1545) on July 30, 2003, 12:37:
 
Drama? We're just talking about "sleep" right? nothing else? [Wink]
 
Posted by Matt Mayers (Member # 2193) on July 30, 2003, 13:43:
 
i would have to go w/ the chick in Johnny English. don't know her name, though. or alyssa milano... yeah. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Ti (Member # 941) on July 30, 2003, 15:11:
 
As it turns out the hottie in "Johnny English" is none other then the almost forgotten pop singer "Natalie Imbruliga" (sp?)

Not a hottie in the traditional sense, I found that I never really stared at her body during the whole movie, but she is absolutely beautiful.

Hope that helps to put a name to your dreams :-)

Kevin
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on July 30, 2003, 17:46:
 
quote:
Originally posted by addiew:
Jolie has some MAJOR issues mentally- i read a thing about everything she does or did to herself- I am almost scared of her now..
I try to stay away from people with that many issues- mostly because I can't handle the drama

True, but she seems to be settling down a bit now (or trying to give that impression to the media). She's dumped her hubby who also seemed like a bit of a nutcase, and is concentrating on taking care of the kid she adopted from Cambodia.

Trivia: I was in Cambodia only a few weeks after they finished shooting Tomb Raider (original), so the adoption thing was probably happening pretty much while I was there. No, I didn't bump into Angelina while there (I don't think she'd be using the US $5 a day guesthouses, somehow, that figure from memory)
 
Posted by GeekAvenger (Member # 1895) on July 30, 2003, 23:24:
 
Well like spoongirl i can't really comment but as the topics up i inclined to say:
Cartoon:
-Sakura, Sailor Moon and the main character from bubblegum crisis. Fransisca Martines from Angels 2200.
Real: Girl from daredevil, Trinity, Natilie Portman.

BTW: What do people think about putting all the stars in glasses? I think it looks good on quite a few people, most of the list included. [Confused]
 
Posted by GeekAvenger (Member # 1895) on July 30, 2003, 23:28:
 
quote:
Originally posted by GeekAvenger:
Well like spoongirl i can't really comment but as the topics up i inclined to say:
Cartoon:
-Sakura, Sailor Moon and the main character from bubblegum crisis. Fransisca Martines from Angels 2200.edit: Megan from Elf Only Inn, And Ping-Chan from MegaTokyo
Real: Girl from daredevil, Trinity, Natilie Portman.

BTW: What do people think about putting all the stars in glasses? I think it looks good on quite a few people, most of the list included. [Confused]


 
Posted by ph34r teh fluf1bun1 (Member # 2245) on July 31, 2003, 02:36:
 
quote:
Originally posted by GeekAvenger:

BTW: What do people think about putting all the stars in glasses? I think it looks good on quite a few people, most of the list included. [Confused]

[Confused] You mean the kind of glasses you drink out of??? [Confused] [crazy] [shake head]
 
Posted by dragonman97 (Member # 780) on July 31, 2003, 05:21:
 
quote:
Originally posted by ph34r teh fluf1bun1:
[Confused] You mean the kind of glasses you drink out of??? [Confused] [crazy] [shake head]

No, eyeglasses. Optical correciton devices involving a set of lens and something to keep them propped up in front of your face. [that was not really intended to be sarcastic, it just sort of came out that way.]
 
Posted by greycat (Member # 945) on July 31, 2003, 05:26:
 
Some women look hot in glasses. (*cough*Lisa Loeb*cough*) But they have to be the right frames for that particular woman's face. Sticking randomly selected glasses on a random woman will not necessarily improve her appearance.
 
Posted by ph34r teh fluf1bun1 (Member # 2245) on July 31, 2003, 05:32:
 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
quote:
Originally posted by ph34r teh fluf1bun1:
[Confused] You mean the kind of glasses you drink out of??? [Confused] [crazy] [shake head]

No, eyeglasses. Optical correciton devices involving a set of lens and something to keep them propped up in front of your face. [that was not really intended to be sarcastic, it just sort of came out that way.]
[Razz] I was trying to be funny! [devil wand]

But seriously though, when I first read it I really thought that that was what he meant, and it was absurd enough for me to read it a few more times. And alas, after a significant amount of time I got it, but I still thought it was funny enough to post....

Was I really the only one to read it that way?? [crazy]
 
Posted by Henry (Member # 2269) on August 03, 2003, 20:43:
 
While we're on fictional characters I'd have to say Faye Valantine from Cowby Bebop.
 


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