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Posted by The Icebreaker (Member # 4461) on October 08, 2005, 02:46:
 
Geek girls ... if you want to meet a kewl 18 m geek
then send a mail to: [email protected]

thank you
 
Posted by ewomack (Member # 3225) on October 08, 2005, 13:21:
 
How can any self-respecting girl turn down a kewl guy?!!?!?

Come on, girls!!!!!
 
Posted by The White Tree (Member # 4040) on October 08, 2005, 20:19:
 
You are 18. Try some other outlets first. That's what I think, but how could I possibly be wrong?
 
Posted by Jace Raven (Member # 2444) on October 08, 2005, 20:22:
 
/me runs to my email client.

"Dear stud,

I can be feamle if you want me to be..."
 
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on October 09, 2005, 02:52:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jace Raven:
I can be feamle if you want me to be..."

The marines are officially part of the navy, right? [evil]
 
Posted by The White Tree (Member # 4040) on October 09, 2005, 17:54:
 
Hey, watch it there. No stereotyping the Navy. The Army has way more of them than the Navy does. I hope I am not misunderstanding what you mean by that statement. All in good fun though. The answer is yes. The Marines fall under the Depratment of the Navy.
 
Posted by nerdwithnofriends (Member # 3773) on October 09, 2005, 19:01:
 
Hmmm, I think they were just referring to the old rivalry between the marines and the navy, e.g.: How do you separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a prybar.
 
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on October 09, 2005, 19:36:
 
"Ashore, it is wine women and song, aboard it is rum, bum and concertina." - traditional navy saying.
 
Posted by Serenak (Member # 2950) on October 10, 2005, 00:54:
 
Rum, sodomy and the lash...
[Wink]
 
Posted by Allan (Member # 1717) on October 10, 2005, 06:22:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Serenak:
Rum, sodomy and the lash...
[Wink]

oooohhh!!! is Spungo having a party [Big Grin]
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on October 10, 2005, 07:11:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Allan:
quote:
Originally posted by Serenak:
Rum, sodomy and the lash...
[Wink]

oooohhh!!! is Spungo having a party [Big Grin]
Good idea... but maybe not in this dirty old town.
 
Posted by The White Tree (Member # 4040) on October 10, 2005, 12:53:
 
This is the new Navy, plus I highly doubt that sodemy was ever as big as people like to believe. Most of those kind of people are on the surface targets anyway. I am a submarine volunteer, and we tend to stay away from that regardless of what you might hear.
 
Posted by CommanderShroom (Member # 2097) on October 10, 2005, 13:22:
 
quote:
Originally posted by The White Tree:
This is the new Navy, plus I highly doubt that sodemy was ever as big as people like to believe. Most of those kind of people are on the surface targets anyway. I am a submarine volunteer, and we tend to stay away from that regardless of what you might hear.

A submariner eh?

50 men go down 25 couples come back up...


[evil] [Razz]

edit: Let me add a 'just kidding' in there. I honestly do respect the men and women that are willing to lay their lives on the line for the defense of their countries. But everyone is fair game for my bad jokes.
 
Posted by Serenak (Member # 2950) on October 10, 2005, 13:55:
 
Jokes about the Navy are as old as the Navy itself...

Pass another Cabin Boy... yeah well you get the gist... bit like gags about the Foreign Legion and camels or Spungo and his sheep...

Good to have you back BTW Spungo:p started to think it might be a case of "Where are Spungo's Bones Resting Now..."

/me runs like a shi'ite...
(from the referenced song, no offence to any of the faith intended...)

[thumbsup]
 
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on October 10, 2005, 14:38:
 
There's a (sadly untrue ) legend about Captain Pugwash, a british childrens TV show that had characters named Seaman Staines, Roger the cabin-boy, Master Bates, and Simon the Bar Steward.

The fact that this false rumour about a real TV show has such currency (in fact, I thought it was true until a few minutes ago) is highly illuminating. It seems that people just want to associate sailors with all manner of 'questionable' activities.
 
Posted by Rhonwyyn (Member # 2854) on October 10, 2005, 16:58:
 
According to the Tartan Terrors, the answer to "What do you do with a drunken sailor?" is to "Put him in a bed with an English butler." No, wait. That's "What do you do with a drunken drummer?"
 
Posted by The White Tree (Member # 4040) on October 10, 2005, 17:59:
 
You can do many things with a drunken sailor. Shave his belly with a rusty razor, trice him up in a runnin' bowline, or put him in bed with the captains daughter (cat o' nine tails). There are many things you can do with a drunken sailor.

And yes, I do know you are joking about the Navy jokes. They just get very old when I hear them almost every day from some of my less mature friends.
 
Posted by tree (Member # 4471) on October 11, 2005, 14:54:
 
I thought it was spelt sodomy - like the bible place??
 
Posted by tree (Member # 4471) on October 11, 2005, 14:56:
 
master bates? Wasn't simon bates great? Only uk radio one listeners over 30 would understand this - thats why its so FUNNY
 
Posted by Rhonwyyn (Member # 2854) on October 11, 2005, 15:07:
 
quote:
Originally posted by tree:
I thought it was spelt sodomy - like the bible place??

Yes... Sodomy derives from Sodom and Gomorrah... two towns that were destroyed because of their wickedness. You can read the story in Genesis 18:16 - 19:38.

Oh, and it is spelled, not Spelt. [Wink]
 
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on October 11, 2005, 15:15:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
Sodomy derives from Sodom and Gomorrah... two towns that were destroyed because of their wickedness. You can read the story in Genesis 18:16 - 19:38.

When you look at the only virtuous man got up to, they must have been real Party Towns !

( and wots wrong wiff spelt then, eh? )
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on October 11, 2005, 15:17:
 
quote:
Originally posted by tree:
master bates? Wasn't simon bates great? Only uk radio one listeners over 30 would understand this - thats why its so FUNNY

Err... you're not going to start singing 'Our Tune', are you? [Wink]
 
Posted by Rhonwyyn (Member # 2854) on October 11, 2005, 15:24:
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
Sodomy derives from Sodom and Gomorrah... two towns that were destroyed because of their wickedness. You can read the story in Genesis 18:16 - 19:38.

When you look at the only virtuous man got up to, they must have been real Party Towns !
" 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up."

It says he was the virtuous man, not his daughters! [Razz]

(And yeah, they must've been horribly desperate if they slept with their father. That's just really hideous to think about. I can't stand being in the same room with my father, let alone letting him touch me!)
 
Posted by Cap'n Vic (Member # 1477) on October 11, 2005, 15:40:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:

Oh, and it is spelled, not Spelt. [Wink] [/QB]

....all that time I spended crying over spelt milk was for nothing then?
 
Posted by tree (Member # 4471) on October 11, 2005, 15:45:
 
i had better stop doing the kids GSCE english homework then! No wonder they are getting nowhere! did i spelld that right!
 
Posted by Rhonwyyn (Member # 2854) on October 11, 2005, 15:57:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:

Oh, and it is spelled, not Spelt. [Wink]

....all that time I spended crying over spelt milk was for nothing then? [/QB]
yup. 'cause Cream of Wheat is really delish!

(It's "spilled" with an "i" [Razz] )
 
Posted by Serenak (Member # 2950) on October 11, 2005, 16:12:
 
From the Mac OS X Dictionary:

spelt 1 chiefly Brit. past and past participle of spell

That is the end of that then.... [Wink]
 
Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on October 11, 2005, 16:25:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:

Oh, and it is spelled, not Spelt. [Wink]

....all that time I spended crying over spelt milk was for nothing then? [/QB]
Admit it Cap'n. You've really missed these little English lessons from Rhonwyyn. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on October 11, 2005, 16:26:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
It's "spilled"

You 'merkins and your strange parody of the Mother Tongue, it's spilt
 
Posted by Rhonwyyn (Member # 2854) on October 11, 2005, 16:45:
 
Okay, I'll give you that one, TFD. Dutchy talk around here pronounces "spilled" as "spilt."

And GG... I'm only practicing for my job as Upward Bound English teacher! [Razz]
 
Posted by dragonman97 (Member # 780) on October 11, 2005, 18:29:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:

Oh, and it is spelled, not Spelt. [Wink]

I'll see your Wikipedia link and raise you one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Spelt

Don't fight with English folk about spelling - it was originaly their language, and most of them do know how to spell. [Wink]

Edit: Hey, TFD - you're at post 4999!
 
Posted by Rhonwyyn (Member # 2854) on October 11, 2005, 18:46:
 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Don't fight with English folk about spelling - it was originaly their language, and most of them do know how to spell. [Wink]

They may have invented it, but we've perfected it! [Big Grin]

/coat
 
Posted by csk (Member # 1941) on October 11, 2005, 19:24:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Don't fight with English folk about spelling - it was originaly their language, and most of them do know how to spell. [Wink]

They may have invented it, but we've perfected it! [Big Grin]

There are even places where English disappears. In America, they haven't used it for years!
</My Fair Lady>
 
Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on October 11, 2005, 20:16:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
And GG... I'm only practicing for my job as Upward Bound English teacher! [Razz]

Well then, you'd best go back and correct the rest of the Cap'n's post. He was puttin' ya on... "spended" indeed. :  -
 
Posted by Rhonwyyn (Member # 2854) on October 11, 2005, 21:14:
 
Ehh, picking on him for that error wouldn't've been as much fun as the other, so I let him go.
 
Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on October 11, 2005, 21:24:
 
See there. And they told me you were heartless.
 
Posted by Rhonwyyn (Member # 2854) on October 11, 2005, 21:30:
 
I'm not heartless; I use purple ink to grade papers! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on October 11, 2005, 21:39:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
I use purple ink to grade papers!

<Intoning my best Groucho Marx impression>

Poiple! Did you say Poiple? Well, then, they gotta love ya for that, schweetheart.  -

<End Groucho bit>
 
Posted by maximile (Member # 3446) on October 12, 2005, 09:35:
 
You guys comfuse me so much... I'm sure that there's some sarcasm in those last few posts, but I'm not sure where it starts.

Oh well...
 
Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on October 12, 2005, 11:00:
 
Sorry about that Max. There is a bit of friendly sarcasm above. It's easy to recognize though, it looks like this:  -
 
Posted by serishema (Member # 4481) on October 15, 2005, 20:39:
 
I'm new as of today but as soon as I see anything along the lines of any [geek] girls here want to meet a $age m from $place my brain filters it out before i even get to read it.

I immagine most other geek girls are the same.
 


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