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Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on July 14, 2011, 17:16:
 
First Iceland, then Chile, now Indonesia, it looks like The Volcano God is angry

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Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 14, 2011, 23:25:
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Anyone got a spare virgin?

...and one thousand GC members put their hands up...
 
Posted by GrumpySteen (Member # 170) on July 15, 2011, 01:53:
 
I don't have a spare virgin, but I have extra.

Bonus snark:
Sorry. I only have two left and the weekend is coming up.
 
Posted by Ashitaka (Member # 4924) on July 15, 2011, 02:21:
 
Does she/he have to be alive?

Can you dig up a dead and buried nun and throw her corpse in?
 
Posted by Xanthine (Member # 736) on July 15, 2011, 03:01:
 
My cat is a virgin. He is also a eunuch, so it doesn't count.
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 15, 2011, 03:57:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
He is also a eunuch...

That's a coincidence -- 'cos I'm very fond of the eunuch's operating system. [Wink]

edit: ...which reminds me of a joke -- which I've never heard before, which goes something like: what did the IBM engineer say to the overworked call-girl? "You think you're knackered -- I've been forking eunuch's for years." (Ok, sorry -- it sounded hilarious in me head...)
 
Posted by Ugh, MightyClub (Member # 3112) on July 15, 2011, 04:33:
 
Well, it made me grin a little, Spungo, so all is not lost...
 
Posted by Xanthine (Member # 736) on July 15, 2011, 06:01:
 
spungo, you are rule 34 incarnate. I bow down...
 
Posted by GrumpySteen (Member # 170) on July 15, 2011, 07:04:
 
Do you really think bending over in spungo's presence is a good idea?
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on July 15, 2011, 07:12:
 
quote:
Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
Do you really think bending over in spungo's presence is a good idea?

Hoomans are safe around me. (Four legs good, two legs bad.)
 


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