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Posted by Snaggy (Member # 123) on February 14, 2007, 22:56:

... in summary, dating serially is for chumps. If you really want to have a better fail-safe, be less affected by resistance, and have a wonderful net increase in power, go for parallel relationships. It’s the only way.

http://www.bitquabit.com/2007/02/14/smart-guys-date-in-parallel/

Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on February 15, 2007, 03:35:

It's alright for you young blokes, but at my age, I don't have the capacitance to date 3 women at once.

Posted by Astronomer Jedi (Member # 4699) on February 15, 2007, 06:23:

It's got me all Amped up. Anything like that is bound to be circuitous...

Posted by iWanToUseaMac (Member # 4993) on February 15, 2007, 07:28:

Parallel dating is great, but it demands lots of voltage and I'm not sure I could keep up with so much power... I'd better get serial.

Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 15, 2007, 08:02:

I'd expect to meet with a lot of resistance

Posted by Steen (Member # 170) on February 15, 2007, 08:41:

Why limit your choices to just serial and parallel?

Posted by TheMoMan (Member # 1659) on February 15, 2007, 10:35:

Snaggy___________________While most resisters don't care for some reason women do,

Posted by Grummash (Member # 4289) on February 15, 2007, 13:42:

I like Steen's idea, but I suspect that there would be plenty of impedance in the real world [Razz]

Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on February 15, 2007, 13:52:

You could get a nasty shock if you find out you're dating a transformer.

Posted by Grummash (Member # 4289) on February 15, 2007, 13:55:

....or a bit of variety if they were AC/DC [ohwell]

Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 15, 2007, 14:26:

I think it's an idea that might have some potential

Posted by nerdwithnofriends (Member # 3773) on February 15, 2007, 14:48:

I don't know how they'd react if I were to try this. I don't even know if I have the capacity to try such a thing, but this article may induce me to give it a shot.

Posted by TheMoMan (Member # 1659) on February 15, 2007, 16:47:

Steen_____________________Lets get real hot start out with LF and work up to microwave, that sould cook the soup and weiners.

Posted by Colonel Panic (Member # 1200) on February 15, 2007, 18:26:

Snags,

I've been preaching this for years. But it only works if you announce your intentions BEFORE you start the relationship.

I think you might be tempting fate on this. Just because Nitro has gone Vegan doesn't mean she can't fry some oysters over this one!

[Wink]

Colonel Panic

Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 15, 2007, 20:53:

So maybe he should run it via a regulator?

Posted by Just_Jess_B (Member # 2161) on February 17, 2007, 11:45:

While I should be up in arms, running around in circles and screaming "You are a piggie! Pig pig pig!", I found this entertaining in the spirit it was intended and the pun thread even better! (Steen's diagram made me laugh out loud -- especially with the Hitachi Magic Wand with one of the girls!)

Um, puns. I, um, I'm not geeky enough for puns. Um . . . pun, pun, pun. Crap. Um . . .

Ohm my God . . . I thought geek men weren't like jocks -- only interested in how many girls they can get their siemens into.

(Yes, it's lewd. Sorry.)

Posted by Reedius (Member # 7130) on February 17, 2007, 12:57:

I would prefer much more a girl that would really love me than 10 girls that just want sex, that's my honest opinion. [Smile]

Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 17, 2007, 13:02:

What about 10 girls who love you nand want sex?

Posted by Reedius (Member # 7130) on February 17, 2007, 13:44:

Well, I would choose the one I love the most. [Big Grin]

Posted by Tominfla (Member # 6767) on February 17, 2007, 14:21:

Ah a punfest. I love punfests.

Make sure you have both feet on the ground before pursuing multiple relationships. [Big Grin]

Posted by Astronomer Jedi (Member # 4699) on February 17, 2007, 20:05:

I'm not sure women would appreciated being LED on like that.

Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on February 18, 2007, 17:29:

I dunno, some women might be turned on by it.

Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 18, 2007, 17:56:

Maybe if you simply switched back and forth, thereby alternating current girls?

Posted by Colonel Panic (Member # 1200) on February 18, 2007, 19:52:

It's like some guys have never installed a three-way switch in their lives.

[Roll Eyes]