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Posted by Snaggy (Member # 123) on February 14, 2007, 22:56:
... in summary, dating serially is for chumps. If you really want to have a better fail-safe, be less affected by resistance, and have a wonderful net increase in power, go for parallel relationships. It’s the only way.
http://www.bitquabit.com/2007/02/14/smart-guys-date-in-parallel/
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on February 15, 2007, 03:35:
It's alright for you young blokes, but at my age, I don't have the capacitance to date 3 women at once.
Posted by Astronomer Jedi (Member # 4699) on February 15, 2007, 06:23:
It's got me all Amped up. Anything like that is bound to be circuitous...
Posted by iWanToUseaMac (Member # 4993) on February 15, 2007, 07:28:
Parallel dating is great, but it demands lots of voltage and I'm not sure I could keep up with so much power... I'd better get serial.
Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 15, 2007, 08:02:
I'd expect to meet with a lot of resistance
Posted by Steen (Member # 170) on February 15, 2007, 08:41:
Why limit your choices to just serial and parallel?
Posted by TheMoMan (Member # 1659) on February 15, 2007, 10:35:
Snaggy___________________While most resisters don't care for some reason women do,
Posted by Grummash (Member # 4289) on February 15, 2007, 13:42:
I like Steen's idea, but I suspect that there would be plenty of impedance in the real world
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on February 15, 2007, 13:52:
You could get a nasty shock if you find out you're dating a transformer.
Posted by Grummash (Member # 4289) on February 15, 2007, 13:55:
....or a bit of variety if they were AC/DC
Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 15, 2007, 14:26:
I think it's an idea that might have some potential
Posted by nerdwithnofriends (Member # 3773) on February 15, 2007, 14:48:
I don't know how they'd react if I were to try this. I don't even know if I have the capacity to try such a thing, but this article may induce me to give it a shot.
Posted by TheMoMan (Member # 1659) on February 15, 2007, 16:47:
Steen_____________________Lets get real hot start out with LF and work up to microwave, that sould cook the soup and weiners.
Posted by Colonel Panic (Member # 1200) on February 15, 2007, 18:26:
Snags,
I've been preaching this for years. But it only works if you announce your intentions BEFORE you start the relationship.
I think you might be tempting fate on this. Just because Nitro has gone Vegan doesn't mean she can't fry some oysters over this one!
Colonel Panic
Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 15, 2007, 20:53:
So maybe he should run it via a regulator?
Posted by Just_Jess_B (Member # 2161) on February 17, 2007, 11:45:
While I should be up in arms, running around in circles and screaming "You are a piggie! Pig pig pig!", I found this entertaining in the spirit it was intended and the pun thread even better! (Steen's diagram made me laugh out loud -- especially with the Hitachi Magic Wand with one of the girls!)
Um, puns. I, um, I'm not geeky enough for puns. Um . . . pun, pun, pun. Crap. Um . . .
Ohm my God . . . I thought geek men weren't like jocks -- only interested in how many girls they can get their siemens into.
(Yes, it's lewd. Sorry.)
Posted by Reedius (Member # 7130) on February 17, 2007, 12:57:
I would prefer much more a girl that would really love me than 10 girls that just want sex, that's my honest opinion.
Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 17, 2007, 13:02:
What about 10 girls who love you nand want sex?
Posted by Reedius (Member # 7130) on February 17, 2007, 13:44:
Well, I would choose the one I love the most.
Posted by Tominfla (Member # 6767) on February 17, 2007, 14:21:
Ah a punfest. I love punfests.
Make sure you have both feet on the ground before pursuing multiple relationships.
Posted by Astronomer Jedi (Member # 4699) on February 17, 2007, 20:05:
I'm not sure women would appreciated being LED on like that.
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on February 18, 2007, 17:29:
I dunno, some women might be turned on by it.
Posted by WinterSolstice (Member # 934) on February 18, 2007, 17:56:
Maybe if you simply switched back and forth, thereby alternating current girls?
Posted by Colonel Panic (Member # 1200) on February 18, 2007, 19:52:
It's like some guys have never installed a three-way switch in their lives.
CP
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