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Posted by Snaggy (Member # 123) on February 10, 2006, 10:39:
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.

(feel free to change the nationalities, depending on personal preferences)
Posted by drunkennewfiemidget (Member # 2814) on February 10, 2006, 11:35:
No, I think it's awesome just the way it is. [Razz]
Posted by MandysRad (Member # 4871) on February 10, 2006, 12:23:
Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on February 10, 2006, 14:08:
I believe I saw this joke in the following form:

Bill Clinton, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Monika Lewinski - in that order.
Posted by Matias (Member # 4216) on February 10, 2006, 14:31:
That brough a big smile to my face. Loved it!

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