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Posted by Smurf Boy (Member # 2537) on April 07, 2004, 00:43:
 
Two jokes from some popsicle sticks:

What key won't open any door?

A donkey.


What did the bug say when it was stepped on?

Nothing.
Bugs can't talk.
 
Posted by Jace Raven (Member # 2444) on April 07, 2004, 01:00:
 
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Hey, Where's my tractor?!?!"
 
Posted by Allan (Member # 1717) on April 07, 2004, 01:01:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Smurf Boy:
A donkey.

is that similar to an ASCII?
 
Posted by greycat (Member # 945) on April 07, 2004, 07:07:
 
Why do we always end up talking about asses? [Smile]
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on April 07, 2004, 07:15:
 
Yeah, we'll need to rectify that, won't we?
 
Posted by quantumfluff (Member # 450) on April 07, 2004, 13:34:
 
Rectify a popsicle? Sounds painful.
 
Posted by Jace Raven (Member # 2444) on April 07, 2004, 13:52:
 
Once again, my favorite word. As for the pain, i do not imagine it to be that bad, specialy considering that it would eventually melt. Kinda like choking on ice.
 
Posted by ZorroTheFox (Member # 917) on April 07, 2004, 19:43:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Smurf Boy:
Two jokes from some popsicle sticks:

What key won't open any door?

A donkey.

I once saw video of a donkey opening up a back door, the girl seemed very satisfied
 
Posted by dragonman97 (Member # 780) on April 07, 2004, 20:18:
 
Huzzah, Zorro has returned, in full force, no less [Big Grin] .
 
Posted by mongoose (Member # 1991) on April 08, 2004, 20:36:
 
Q: Why did the computer go to the fast-food restraunt?

A: To get a byte...


-Mongoose!
 
Posted by Tut-an-Geek (Member # 1234) on April 08, 2004, 20:47:
 
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead too.
 
Posted by Jace Raven (Member # 2444) on April 08, 2004, 22:58:
 
Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

Because it was stapled to the koala.
 
Posted by mongoose (Member # 1991) on April 09, 2004, 07:56:
 
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?

Peer Pressure.


-Mongoose!
 
Posted by Orpheus (Member # 2397) on April 09, 2004, 23:51:
 
Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?

The donkey learned to climb trees.

[crazy]
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on April 10, 2004, 00:08:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Orpheus:
Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?

The donkey learned to climb trees.

[crazy]

why did the 4th koala climb back in to the tree?
- it had left its mobile behind
 
Posted by hey-U (Member # 2128) on April 10, 2004, 15:07:
 
"I'm in the tree..."
hahahahaha
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by spungo (Member # 1089) on April 13, 2004, 05:14:
 
quote:
Originally posted by quantumfluff:
Rectify a popsicle? Sounds painful.

It can be quite soothing, really - especially after a challenging curry. [Smile]
 
Posted by Jace Raven (Member # 2444) on April 13, 2004, 11:06:
 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by quantumfluff:
Rectify a popsicle? Sounds painful.

It can be quite soothing, really - especially after a challenging curry. [Smile]
LMAO
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on April 14, 2004, 10:43:
 
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
"I'm in the tree..."
hahahahaha
[Big Grin]

i'm just out of my tree
 
Posted by hey-U (Member # 2128) on April 14, 2004, 11:19:
 
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
"I'm in the tree..."
hahahahaha
[Big Grin]

i'm just out of my tree
Oh it's all right for some...
[Wink]
 
Posted by Jace Raven (Member # 2444) on April 14, 2004, 11:21:
 
why did Hey-U fall out of a tree?
 
Posted by hey-U (Member # 2128) on April 14, 2004, 11:22:
 
Jamaica?
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on April 14, 2004, 11:38:
 
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
Jamaica?

no, she let me

[Smile]
 
Posted by Allan (Member # 1717) on April 14, 2004, 11:47:
 
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
Jamaica?

no, she let me

[Smile]

Alaska shall I??
 
Posted by Grey_girl (Member # 2172) on April 14, 2004, 12:59:
 
I think I have something to share in this thread. Everytime I see "Popsicles" in the recent posts list, I think of it. It's actually a true story.

One chilly January day, a friend of mine needed to tie his young son's shoelace while they were in a parking lot, so he lifted the boy up and sat him on the trunk of their car.

Boy: "Dad, my butt's cold."
Dad: "I'll just be a minute."
Boy: "That's too long, Dad. My butt's going to freeze."
Dad: "Why? I'm almost done."
Boy: "Yeah, but now when I go to the bathroom, I'll sh*t Poopsicles."

hehehehehehe. I love that kid. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on April 14, 2004, 13:05:
 
quote:
Originally posted by Allan:
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
Jamaica?

no, she let me

[Smile]

Alaska shall I??
yemen, yeah
 
Posted by hey-U (Member # 2128) on April 14, 2004, 13:17:
 
My dog's got no head.
>How does he spell?
Orivigabule
.
.
.
*badum-tish*

/random mode
 
Posted by Jace Raven (Member # 2444) on April 14, 2004, 13:17:
 
get djibouti outta here and ask 'er already!
 
Posted by Allan (Member # 1717) on April 14, 2004, 13:23:
 
I told the doctor I had an ear infection.

'What are the symptons?'

'They’re an American cartoon family'

'Do you want a prescription?'

I know what they look like'.
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on April 14, 2004, 13:25:
 
- play it again sam
- play what again?
- you know, that tun. isia a bit like this
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on April 14, 2004, 13:30:
 
sorry, that last pun was like a toad without any legs...

...completely hopless
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on April 14, 2004, 13:32:
 
as the double glazing salesman said: "i learnt nothing at college, i learnt everything at the school of hard knockers"
 
Posted by hey-U (Member # 2128) on April 14, 2004, 13:38:
 
HAAAHAH

*maniacal laughter*

*dies*

Why do I not seem able to log out? One minute I am (logged out), next I'm logged back in as if by magic... "Welcome to GC - you'll never leave"?

I blame that Relativity Theory stuff, myself.

/runs away and hides
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on April 14, 2004, 13:52:
 
do russian walkers take big steppes?

do hypnotists go round in circles?

if i offered to give you one, would you take offence? and what colour fence would you like?

are vampires with shares in a blood transfusion company stakeholders?

take everthing that chefs say with a pinch of salt

did the heavy metal album go down like a lead balloon?

if we have a dirty weekend together will the hotel?

did britney spears spike my drink?

why do you get stupid if you drink too much budweiser?

dya hear about the nomad who got the hump with his camel?

did lawrence of arabia get his just deserts?

did you hear about the irish builder? didn't know his joyce from his goethe

do cats like their food purreed?

moulting is very important for feline brewers
 
Posted by cheezi git (Member # 1598) on April 14, 2004, 13:54:
 
guess which one i didn't make up (that would be the funny one)

i think i need to lie down. i'm feeling a bit feint, as the boxer said.
 
Posted by Jace Raven (Member # 2444) on April 15, 2004, 11:14:
 
quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
sorry, that last pun was like a toad without any legs...

...completely hopless

It's funny how a toad with no legs resembles shit.
 


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