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Posted by Xanthine (Member # 736) on April 28, 2009, 18:08:
I'm sure many of you have seen If you haven't, now you have. Not everything on there is safe for work (and, if your workplace frowns on loud cries of WTF! and gales of laughter, it's entirely NSFW), butit occurred to me that this is set up for a fun creative writing exercise. So here's the game:

Pick an image. Write up a short narrative to explain WTF is going on. Post it here.

If you think this is stupid, don't participate. No need for snark or excuses. [Smile]

I'll post an entry of my own later.
Posted by Ashitaka (Member # 4924) on April 28, 2009, 23:21:
I'll post one later, I have never seen this website and connot do so at the moment because some computer somewhere computer doesn't think we have any taste.

Your organization's Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.

The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.



Posted by fs (Member # 1181) on April 29, 2009, 00:16:
I'm in, Xanthine. I'll post something a bit later.
Posted by Ashitaka (Member # 4924) on May 03, 2009, 08:23:
What, for most of these pictures, wich at first seem irrational, I can figure out what was going on to get the person in such a pose. Does this mean I am thinking too inside the box or too outside the box??

Next post is my try.
Posted by Ashitaka (Member # 4924) on May 03, 2009, 08:42:

This picture is taken from a scene in Sean Connery’s final Bond film “The Spy with a Barritone Voice” I know what most of you all are thinking, Connery’s last Bond film was Never Say Never Again. They however filmed another one afterwards that never made it out of post production. The latest Bond was not the studios first try to get Bond away from the proper tuxedo and martini image. It was the early eighties and this Bond was not going to be caught dead in a tux. This was also the first film where the Bond girl was a pre-op transvestite.

In the scene here, Bond had just finished making beautiful love to the Bond girl when he is betrayed at a Las Vegas brothel and he chases “her” into the desert.

Well anywho, with the neocons emerging with power under Reagan, the Methodists quickly put an end to this film, not wanting there beloved hero to seen without a tux.
Posted by maximile (Member # 3446) on May 03, 2009, 12:12:


I don't know where to begin.
Posted by Xanthine (Member # 736) on May 03, 2009, 12:30:
Maximile, Kurt Vonnegut's advice for a short story is to begin as close to the ending as possible. [Wink]

This is a bit on the lamer side, but whatever.
"I wouldn't go in there," Jason warned.

"But I gotta go!" Tom whined.

"Use the bush out back."

"That's disgusting. Come on. You have a toilet."

"I dunno man, the plumbing in this building, it rattles. I haven't used the sink or shower or toilet in weeks."

"That explains so much."

"Hardy har har." Jason had been taking his showers at the gym.

"Seriously, dude, you're imagining things."

"No, seriously, don't go in there. Just go outside."

"What will the neighbors think?"

"They won't think. They've been going out behind the bushes too. We've got little holes with nametags on 'em and everything."

"Now you're just having me on."

"No, seriously, that's why I've been drinking bottled water. There's been something wrong ever since that chick moved in upstairs."

"The one with the really nice..."

"The very same," Jason interrupted. He didn't want to hear about his neighbor's physical qualities. He would forgive a lot in exchange for a nice ass and fantastic rack, but this chick was weird beyond her hotness credits. "Please. Do. Not. Use. The. Plumbing."

"Fuck you man. You're fucking out of your mind. Completely crazy. And I gotta go." The door slammed. "Aw shit man, there's no water in this thing. I gotta flush it to use it!"

"I told you, I've been going out back." As he spoke, Jason backed as far from the bathroom door as he could.

"And I told you you're crazy." The toilet flushed. The sound of a million pieces of metal bouncing off ceiling and walls and bathroom fixtures followed. Steel rained on tiles. Glass cracked and porcelain shattered. Jason's friend bellowed in shock and agony. "What the fuck! Jason, you're a piece of shit! Fuck! Fuck! That hurts! Arrrgh!!!" Tom burst out of the bathroom, followed by a wave of chunks of metal. "I hate you!" he screamed. "I fucking hate your guts! What the fuck? What the fuck?"

Jason, feeling as pale as his friend looked, stammered, "I told you not to go in there. What the hell is this shit anyway?" He stepped forward, taking in the mess. "Aw shit man, it's spoons"

"Spoons?! Why the fuck are spoons in your goddam pipes?"

"I dunno man. But now they're on my floor."
Posted by CommanderShroom (Member # 2097) on May 03, 2009, 12:52:
Originally posted by Xanthine:

I like this picture.

Here is what came to my mind.

"...and where else would I keep them? The forks took up all the space I had left in the shower. And don't even ask where I had to put the steak knives..."
Posted by Serenak (Member # 2950) on May 04, 2009, 15:22:
Looks like they need some Spoon Guard

(warning self playing and somewhat surreal... you were warned)
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on May 04, 2009, 15:34:
Jim's home remedy for constipation never really caught on.
Posted by dragonman97 (Member # 780) on May 04, 2009, 21:09:
Originally posted by Serenak:
Looks like they need some Spoon Guard

(warning self playing and somewhat surreal... you were warned)

Warning?'s spoonguard!

But...if you feel that strongly about things, you might want to Ban Spoon Guard...but who would want to do that?

If you want it all, you might try for more answers.
Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on May 05, 2009, 13:48:

After a failed career as a tree-hugger, Melissa decided to try hugging grass. Trouble was, on her very first attempt, she succumbed to an overdose of grass.

How sad is that?
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on May 05, 2009, 14:10:

Jane didn't like her new job at The Society For Warning Against The Bleeding Obvious, but in this economy, beggars can't be choosers.
Posted by Grummash (Member # 4289) on May 05, 2009, 16:10:
...and the sad thing was.......

Jane could exactly how her career path would develop.......

Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on May 06, 2009, 08:36:

Having moved into his new Montana abode only two months prior, Jason decided it was time to invite the neighbors over for a hot-tubbing party. Normally this would be considered neighborly in these parts.

Jason failed to adequately provide for the per-capita beer consumption of Grizzly Bears, and suffered the social embarrassment he had so richly earned.

Happily it was short-lived, as was Jason.
Posted by The Famous Druid (Member # 1769) on May 06, 2009, 15:36:

When Jason awoke the following morning, he realized that the hot chick in the fur coat was actually the worst case of beer goggles he'd ever had.
Posted by garlicguy (Member # 3166) on May 08, 2009, 16:07:

Phil's new suit of clothes seemed to really upset the neighborhood aliens.

They attempted to strip search him, right off, but obviously they understood neither his human anatomy nor his spiffy new oufit.

Phil was fortunate enough to escape without having had his balls squeezed completely off and he will soon be crowned Emperor due to the tasteful cut of his duds.

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