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Just_Jess_B

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Icon 11 posted May 22, 2007 16:14      Profile for Just_Jess_B   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Woman seeking Man to help make ex jealous - 24

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Date: 2007-05-22, 1:06PM EDT

WANTED: Very sexy tortured artist type guy to help make my ex jealous this Friday. ONE NIGHT ONLY! You should be in your early 20s, highly attractive, able to hold your liquor, and enjoy a dive bar atmosphere.

Responsibilities include very heavy and suggestive PDA, including frequent make-out sessions. I will be drinking and so will you, so you should be able to hold your liquor. No pukers. NO SEX INVOLED!!

Compensation will include the pleasure of making out with a very attractive and thin female in her 20s as well as free liquor for the duration of the night. Cab fare back to your apartment at the end of the night will also be provided if necessary.

If interested, please reply with a bit about yourself (where do you live, where did you go to school, etc) if necessary we will create a fake identity for you. PLEASE INCLUDE A FULL LENGTH PICTURE WITH RESPONSE!! E-mails w/o picture will not be considered. If I am intrigued, we will set up a test run before the weekend, to make sure we are both OK with each other and you aren't a freak.


The "no freaks" request is funny to me. I'm sorry, but honey?

(1) Making an ex jealous is psycho behaviour;
(2) Buying a one-night make-out date isn't terribly normal either;
(3) Expecting guys not to take advantage of you being drunk is naive and stupid;
(4) Posting all this on craigslist.org, the place where people scam others for fun and profit is like trying to find a diamond in a bag of charcoal briquets.

But it can happen. After all, there are many wonderful people in the world out there, most of them RIGHT HERE!! [Big Grin]

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My oh my. I do believe we have a crazy person on our hands here. I do hope her ex is alright from the trama that he must have suffered due to her. [shake head]

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Icon 1 posted May 22, 2007 17:15      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hey Maggs...feeling bored?

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zesovietrussian
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Better not, the jealous ex might decide to cho her what happens when she screws around with his feelings and columbine everyone at the bar.
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quote:
Originally posted by zesovietrussian:
...and columbine everyone at the bar.

Excuse me... WHAT?! [Eek!]

When did "columbine" become a verb?! [Geek]

I mean, I know what you're saying, but... I guess it doesn't make for intelligent-sounding conversation. [Roll Eyes]

*sigh*

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MMKK - But you're going to let him get away with cho her!!!??? [Eek!]

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Oh! Goodness gracious, NO! I completely missed it because I was distracted with the made-up verb!

I think Carlos Mencia would be better than I at explaining just what's wrong with "cho." First of all, it's pronounced with a "shh" sound, not a "ch" sound, and even if you can't say it right, at least spell it correctly so as to not further hurt my eyes.

Cho?? W T F?!

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Icon 1 posted May 23, 2007 13:28      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What's wrong with the verbification of nouns?

It's a time-honoured tradition, Shakespeare did it all the time.

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quote:
Originally posted by MacManKrisK:


Cho?? W T F?!

Was the trip before or after the VTech massacre?

quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
What's wrong with the verbification of nouns?
It's a time-honoured tradition, Shakespeare did it all the time.

Right. But he was GOOD at it.

Add to the above the fact that the gal who posted the original ad obviously missplaced an 'r' for the intended 'u' in her search for someone "artistic".

Ooh. Making fun of the handicapped again. [blush]

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Icon 1 posted May 28, 2007 07:11      Profile for Maggs     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Hey Maggs...feeling bored?

Yes, I am I sent her an email already!. You never know.

Finding a diamond is a bag of charcoal is easy, just use extreme heat, and high compression, and bingo you have a diamond.

The whole "Diamond is forever" thing by Debeers is crap anyway, the world is awash in diamonds, it's just restriction of supply that makes them expensive.

I definitely want to meet someone after work perhaps, cause I hate coming home and spending hours on the internet.

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Wait, this was for last week. You didn't actually meet her, did you, Maggs?
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No, I did not. A women like that will usually go for the assholes.
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Women like that usually are assholes.
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quote:
Originally posted by Maggs:
No, I did not. A women like that will usually go for the assholes.

How exactly would she do it, with a strap-on? [evil]
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quote:
Originally posted by zesovietrussian:
quote:
Originally posted by Maggs:
No, I did not. A women like that will usually go for the assholes.

How exactly would she do it, with a strap-on? [evil]
Word on the 'net has it that some CL posters who write like parent poster cited...are already suitably equipped.

Just sayin'...

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People should respond with pictures of their assets...


and see how many TV channels pick up the story.

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