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Icon 1 posted March 25, 2003 22:12      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent
to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was
being used by her dog.
The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I
need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at
the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such
a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is
using that seat?"
The American walked away, determined to find a place to
rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train,
found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You
Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also
The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over,
picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and
sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed,
and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the
An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly
"You know,sir, you Americans do seem to have a
penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in
the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the
And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the

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