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greycat

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Icon 4 posted March 11, 2005 05:55      Profile for greycat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The scratching starts at 3 AM
He's at my window once again
His eyes are headlights; I'm a deer
He motions to me with his paw -- come 'ere

The cat next door has evil schemes
He's not as docile as he seems
We are just instruments they play
And he told me that cats will soon have their day

Fluffy's Master Plan for World Domination!

Out on the balcony he meows
That I'll be working for them now

Fluffy's Master Plan for World Domination!

Fluffy's master plan for world domination
Soon there will be cats in charge of the nation
Whiskers will be used to transmit information
Meowing as a means of mass communication
Fluffy's master plan for world domination

Hairball bullets and tuna-shaped tanks
Crinkly paper missiles and all-beef franks
Catnip and mice cream, stink bombs of salmon
They want sock toys and sofas, and litter-filled cannons
Long-hairs will fight in the cold northern wind
Waving their flag of the Cheshire that grinned

Meow want chicken, meow want liver
Meow want power, please deliver
Hypnotizing, super-sizing, hope arising

Fluffy's Master Plan for World Domination!

Fluffy's master plan for world domination
Soon there will be cats in charge of the nation
Multiples of nine and reincarnation
Whiskers will be used to transmit information
Dogs will be denied a basic education
I am just a vessel of assimilation
Fluffy's master plan for world domination

FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

http://www.bobs.com/ (From the album Coaster, on the Primarily A Capella Records label; not a RIAA member, so it's safe to buy!)

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drunkennewfiemidget
BlabberMouth, a Blabber Odyssey
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Icon 1 posted March 11, 2005 06:01      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You imply they don't already. :|
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