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maziclaya
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Icon 1 posted July 08, 2005 03:02      Profile for maziclaya         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
http://www.bodybouncer.com

I cracked up watching this thing in action. But then my wife started asking questions! Has anyone actually tried one?

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Serenak

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Icon 1 posted July 08, 2005 05:16      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ha ha ha ha

But how will it interact with the mattress springs? If the simple harmonic motions get out of sync at least one of you'll get a nasty shock....

Never mind what happens if it just plain slips/tips/bounces off the side of the bed!!!!

Might be alright if both partners are aged and infirm and can't muster the strength for some of these positions [Wink]

I guess it'll be like all those "lose pounds (out of your wallet anyway) with our fantastic new whizzomatic exercise whatsit" Just plaid doesn't work and clogs up your cupboard for 10 years before you finally chuck it away....

Oh the humanity of it all

[Big Grin]

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ChildeRoland
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Icon 1 posted July 08, 2005 05:18      Profile for ChildeRoland     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Matress springs?? What kind of matress springs do you have laying around on your floor??

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Serenak

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Icon 1 posted July 08, 2005 07:06      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Listen Child(e) [Wink]

When you get old like wot I am the pleasures of sexual congress are diminished rather than enhanced by rolling around on the floor (and in my house that'll likely end up with someone getting a part of some child's toy somewhare they rather it wasn't).

I for one prefer the pleasures of the flesh in the comfort of my big springy bed (anyway if I bounce nicely on that I don't need no steenkin' mini trapmet wi' a hole innit....)

[Big Grin]

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ewomack
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Icon 1 posted July 09, 2005 19:34      Profile for ewomack   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ooh! Reading the warnings and risks on the brochure made me a little queasy... augh... then my imagination kicked in... oooh... ahhhh... ow... I think I'll go find a jockstrap to put on until I feel safe again...

Whooooo... [Eek!]

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ChildeRoland
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Icon 1 posted July 09, 2005 19:57      Profile for ChildeRoland     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You aren't too bright are you, Serenek? The device is obviously designed to be put on something that can support it (ie a FLOOR) not on a bed where it can rock about and possibly tip over. Therefore, why would you worry about how it interacts with your matress springs?? Are you really stupid enough to try it on your bed??

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Icon 1 posted July 09, 2005 20:03      Profile for SilverBlade   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
[Eek!] You should have put NSFW on that!!

I had no idea what it was on about then I got it and... woaaaah.

Its very pricey too for a springy chair with a hole cut through it.

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dragonman97

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Icon 1 posted July 09, 2005 20:31      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by ChildeRoland:
You aren't too bright are you, Serenek? The device is obviously designed to be put on something that can support it (ie a FLOOR) not on a bed where it can rock about and possibly tip over. Therefore, why would you worry about how it interacts with your matress springs?? Are you really stupid enough to try it on your bed??

He's not stupid man. I can't be bothered to visit the site to see this illustrious thing, but I'm pretty sure Serenak's reasons are thought out well enough -- or that he thinks the thing is too stupid be logically debate. [Smile]

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Icon 1 posted July 09, 2005 21:21      Profile for ArcticBlue     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hmm.. Looks like it could be useful. No testimonials that I could find though.
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Serenak

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Icon 1 posted July 10, 2005 09:09      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Childe Roland,

I am neither stupid nor deluded - the thing is laughable at best and possibly dangerous at worst. I am quite aware of what the device is designed to do - suck money out of the wallets of the gullible and into the bank account of the promoter....

As Dragonman said
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the thing is too stupid to be logically debated


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