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Snaggy

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Icon 3 posted October 04, 2004 20:06      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6406472

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Icon 1 posted October 04, 2004 20:09      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hmm, maybe he should choke his chickens instead, that method might be safer next time.

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Does he qualify for a darwin award since he may have allready reproduced?
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Did he scream: "My cock!" after he cut it off?

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Icon 1 posted October 04, 2004 20:56      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Just remember folks: as oddly tempting as it might be (I just don't see it, though), cooking while naked is a bad idea! That cooking experiment really went cockup...

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Icon 1 posted October 04, 2004 21:06      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Incidentally, does anyone believe that was what really happened?

/has his own idea

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Icon 1 posted October 04, 2004 21:11      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Just remember folks: as oddly tempting as it might be (I just don't see it, though), cooking while naked is a bad idea!

And despite the fact that your clothes aren't ready yet, ironing while naked is a bad idea, too.

Erm, not that I would know... [blush] [crazy]

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Icon 1 posted October 04, 2004 21:48      Profile for sosumi   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
erm, I know, still sportin' the scar [shake head]
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Icon 1 posted October 04, 2004 21:48      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What. The. Fsck?

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Icon 1 posted October 05, 2004 00:14      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That guys really clucked in the head !

Actually, I'm inclined to agree with csk, the story sounds suspiciously like those people who turn up at emergency rooms of hospitals with various household items up their arses

"Well, I was mopping the kitchen floor in the nude, and I slipped ....."

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I briefly dated a man who told me gruesome tales about his years as an EMT near Philly. Some of his calls broke his heart, like the little 14 year-old girl who used an empty glass Coke bottle to masturbate and created a vacuum seal in her vagina. They had to sedate her 'cause she was in such extreme pain and screaming, etc., and took her to the ER where they surgically removed the bottle and gave her some stitches. Her parents were basically in a state of shock/disbelief the entire time. Moral of the story: Always use a condom if you're not using your husband's penis!

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Icon 1 posted October 05, 2004 06:22      Profile for greycat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Wait, wait... he rushed out "in his underwear" according to the article. And then he somehow managed to cut off his own penis...? This doesn't add up. I agree with the assertions above: there is more to this story that hasn't been revealed.
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Icon 1 posted October 05, 2004 06:35      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yea, that sounds a LOT like a hoax to me.

I mean, it's possible, I'm sure, but to take a knife to your own penis and not notice, Ionno.

I mean, was he out in the chicken shed spankin' the salami and killing chickens at the same time? I don't understand.

Something just doesn't add up. You'd feel it after one quick touch of the knife blade to mr happy and you'd be crying like a little girl.

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So is the chicken alright?

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Icon 6 posted October 05, 2004 06:49      Profile for MTB Babe   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
This story does seem a bit feather-brained.

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quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
I mean, was he out in the chicken shed spankin' the salami and killing chickens at the same time? I don't understand.

I'm thinking the chicken part was a smokescreen, and only the dog knows the real story.

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Icon 1 posted October 05, 2004 10:08      Profile for quantumfluff     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A friend of mine worked with a guy who cut his penis off in a really dumb construction accident. He was cutting a 2x4 with a skillsaw. The fool was bracing the 2x4 on his leg and cutting towards himself. Ouch!
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Worst I've ever seen was a good friend of mine who builds roof trusses accidentally shot himself in the stomach with a nail gun. Generally when building, despite safety rules and instructions, they hold down the trigger, and just bounce the gun off of the wood.. well.. he hit the wood such that the nailgun fired, but the nail didn't go into the wood, it went into his abdomen.

No major damage was done, but the nail did need to be surgically removed.

The doctor said if he shot himself 1" lower, he'd never have kids. Darwin anyone?

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Some guy on "Last Call with Carson Daly" a few nights ago (not that I watch Last Call, but 'twas the only thing on when I got home from work) did a really cool trick, but then told Carson that he regularly staples his scrotum (his "manberries," Carson corrected) to his leg. Then he proceeded to drop his pants and lift the legs of his boxers to show the scars on his thighs.
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