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Colonel Panic
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Icon 1 posted January 24, 2007 19:33      Profile for Colonel Panic         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2434

Apparently, Apple Stores are now going to use more finesse to lure folks to the "other side."

I'm personally disappointed that going door to door dressed as Jehovah's Witnesses is no longer working.

CP

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted January 25, 2007 19:15      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Colonel Panic:
http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2434

Apparently, Apple Stores are now going to use more finesse to lure folks to the "other side."

I'm personally disappointed that going door to door dressed as Jehovah's Witnesses is no longer working.

CP

And have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour?

I have some beauty answers to that question. Jehovah's witnesses are fun.

- "No, I'm too busy engaging in pre-marital sex for that jesus shit."
- "Can you come back later? I just gave blood and my arm is killing me."
- "Wait, didn't I see you at the gay bar the other night?"

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Colonel Panic
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Icon 1 posted January 26, 2007 09:38      Profile for Colonel Panic         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
"Heard the word of the Lord? HEARD the WORD of the LORD?! Until you came up that sidewalk, looking for a little breakfast Bible babble, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she was SINGING HIS PRAISES!"

I'm now in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

CP

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uilleann
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Icon 1 posted January 26, 2007 13:23            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Curious. Charles Wolf expects "the stores to play a pivotal role in educating the hoards of Windows users". As a Windows user, I would be rather alarmed if my hoard had become sentient and able to become educated. It would be like the Swedish chef's food, but only with the files on my hard drive. I think I already have enough troubles without having my files start telling me not to eat them ...
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Icon 1 posted January 28, 2007 15:16      Profile for mistersaxon     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
And have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour?


The point about the JWs is that they don't accept that of course. Apparently he was just an angel.

My mum still says I'm an angel so that's no kind of recommendation is it?

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Icon 1 posted January 29, 2007 11:15      Profile for ScholasticSpastic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
... I had a dream with Jesus in it once... That was hot. [hearts]

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Icon 1 posted January 29, 2007 14:58      Profile for Oz, the Wizard of   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by ScholasticSpastic:
... I had a dream with Jesus in it once... That was hot. [hearts]

o.O

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted January 29, 2007 16:51      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
#include "second-cuming-joke.h"

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Richard Wolf VI
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Icon 1 posted January 29, 2007 19:27      Profile for Richard Wolf VI   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
#include "second-cuming-joke.h"

[crazy] That was great TFD [crazy]
I'll take note of it.

The Apple JWs (Jobs Witnesses) would exort you to get a Mac and make worship of It and dualbooting and sharing files with other OS would be a mayor sin against Him.

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The same old iWanToUseaMac... Who am I fooling? I'm getting a Wii now, iWanToUseaMac isn't :P
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Icon 12 posted January 30, 2007 06:43      Profile for Stereo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Well, the gospel seems to be working. I just caught a bit on tv yesterday about the game reviewer from "La revanche des nerdz" ("Revenge of the Nerdz" - some clone of a US show or another) just said he will probably buy an iMac and double-boot it with Windows. (And then, the next thing we'll know is he'll be lobbying to have Mac games. Then he'll be a total convert. [Big Grin] )

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