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Ashitaka

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Icon 1 posted March 23, 2015 17:54      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
And the priest says, "I'm sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons in churches", its sacrilegious with all that god particle talk and what not.

The Higgs replies, "but without me, you can't have mass"

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While we're telling religious jokes...
A Calvanist dies, and finds himself at the Pearly Gates, where there are 2 queues, one marked 'Predestined', and the other marked 'Free Will'.

Naturally, as a good Calvanist, he enters the 'Predestined' queue.
After a while, an angel comes up and asks him why he's in that queue.
"Well", he says "I'm a Calvanist, and it seemed the appropriate choice."
"Choice!" exclaimed the angel, "you belong in the Free Will queue".

So the Calvanist reluctantly shuffles off to the back of the much longer "Free Will" queue.
After a while, an angel comes along and asks him why he's in that queue.
"Because an angel told me to..."

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