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______________ TheMoMan __

Two drunks in a bar.

Drunk One: So why did you end up divorced?

Drunk Two: Because I didn't get the wife a Christmas present.

Drunk One: Thats cold why didn't you get her a present?

Drunk Two: "She didn't use the one I got her the year before"

Drunk One: Well what did you get her?

Drunk Two: "A cemetery plot"

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Benjamin Franklin,

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