BlabberMouth, the Next Generation
Member # 3112
posted July 24, 2007 10:58
A man walks up to a store clerk and asks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The man (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes, I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? If I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
The man continues, "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the man says, "Well, then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
Disclaimer: I'm 1/4 Polish. I think that gives me 1/4 of the right to make fun of 1/4 of myself. Or something like that.
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