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Ugh, MightyClub
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Icon 1 posted July 24, 2007 10:58      Profile for Ugh, MightyClub     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A man walks up to a store clerk and asks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The man (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes, I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? If I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

The man continues, "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep, self-righteous indignation, the man says, "Well, then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."


Disclaimer: I'm 1/4 Polish. I think that gives me 1/4 of the right to make fun of 1/4 of myself. Or something like that.

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stevenback7
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Icon 1 posted July 24, 2007 11:59      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
meh - not bad

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