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Grummash

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Icon 1 posted March 05, 2006 14:12      Profile for Grummash     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they
spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and
the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
door,and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".

Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the
newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight
and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is
back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I
am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
often.

I have been with guys less than a third of your age who
were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: .........

"You mean I was here already?"

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Rhonwyyn

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Icon 14 posted March 05, 2006 16:26      Profile for Rhonwyyn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
ROTFLOL... That's absolutely hysterical, Grummy!! [Big Grin]

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MandysRad
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Icon 1 posted March 05, 2006 17:54      Profile for MandysRad   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Duuuuuuude.... Nice

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SpazGirl
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Icon 1 posted March 06, 2006 13:20      Profile for SpazGirl   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
/me covers face and laughs....
OMG, my roommate is just staring at me right now.....

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