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Snaggy

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Icon 1 posted February 04, 2005 13:00      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
So *that's* what goes on under there. Always wondered 'bout that.

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Icon 1 posted February 04, 2005 15:30      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Does anyone else here find that mildly arousing? [Smile]

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Icon 1 posted February 04, 2005 15:33      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
No. I think 'twas the shoes killed it for me.

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted February 04, 2005 15:39      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
No.

I dunno. Her - second from the right looks like she could take communion at the purple altar ok.


edit: ummm... just by accident I happened to stumble upon this strange site a few minutes ago.. . (NSFW)

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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
No.

I dunno. Her - second from the right looks like she could take communion at the purple altar ok.

You may be right, perhaps I was a bit hasty...


edit: ummm... just by accident I happened to stumble upon this strange site a few minutes ago.. . (NSFW)

Helluva "accident" you had there, spungo! You okay? You didn't hurt anything, did you?

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
Helluva "accident" you had there, spungo! You okay? You didn't hurt anything, did you?

Hey - how did you know about that? ( I don't even own a webcam! [Confused] ) Don't worry - I can stitch it back on again. Ain't the first time...

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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
edit: ummm... just by accident I happened to stumble upon this strange site a few minutes ago.. . (NSFW)

Hallelujah!
Pass the lord and praise the ammunition!
:-)

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Icon 12 posted February 04, 2005 16:40      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Q: Which nun has the sexiest legs?

a. The nun on the left.
b. The nun in the middle.
c. The nun on the right.
d. Nun of the above.

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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
No.

I dunno. Her - second from the right looks like she could take communion at the purple altar ok.


edit: ummm... just by accident I happened to stumble upon this strange site a few minutes ago.. . (NSFW)

Did you notice that the link to "More Fun with Nuns" on that "strange" site just leads to an error notice? Sad [Frown]

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quote:
Originally posted by Callipygous:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
No.

I dunno. Her - second from the right looks like she could take communion at the purple altar ok.


edit: ummm... just by accident I happened to stumble upon this strange site a few minutes ago.. . (NSFW)

Did you notice that the link to "More Fun with Nuns" on that "strange" site just leads to an error notice? Sad [Frown]
Hmm...I suppose you're right. OTOH...Ho hum...

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Icon 1 posted February 04, 2005 17:38      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Hmm...I suppose you're right. OTOH...Ho hum...

ROTFLMAO...OAOAOAO

Now d'man, *that* is just plain wrong! [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Ho hum...

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Note to self: Never go to dmans for supper.

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/me is thankful that thanksgiving is an American (and Canadian) holiday .....

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
/me is thankful that thanksgiving is an American (and Canadian) holiday .....

Maybe you should celebrate your thankfulness with a nice duck or something...

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quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
Q: Which nun has the sexiest legs?

a. The nun on the left.
b. The nun in the middle.
c. The nun on the right.
d. Nun of the above.

This appears to be a bunch of nunsense.

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
Q: Which nun has the sexiest legs?

a. The nun on the left.
b. The nun in the middle.
c. The nun on the right.
d. Nun of the above.

This appears to be a bunch of nunsense.
Careful GG, these puns can be habit forming.

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Icon 12 posted February 05, 2005 14:18      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yes GG

but the trouble is it's habit forming

(groans /gets coat...)

[Big Grin]

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Blast,

TFD got in while I was editing my post cause I muffed the italics first try...

[Frown]

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
Q: Which nun has the sexiest legs?

a. The nun on the left.
b. The nun in the middle.
c. The nun on the right.
d. Nun of the above.

This appears to be a bunch of nunsense.
Careful GG, these puns can be habit forming.
Yes, punning is something of a religion around here
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quote:
Originally posted by Serenak:
Blast,

TFD got in while I was editing my post cause I muffed the italics first try...

[Frown]

After effects of the gin? [Big Grin]

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Quite probably GG

As an old friend used to say "Damn, I fell into the 'gin trap' again..."

Just in case any GCers don't know a gin trap was the nickname for a Victorian leg breaker/catcher, sprung jaw, small animal trap for rabbits, polecats, etc... Nasty and now very illegal... Oh, and no I don't know why it's called a gin trap either...


[blush] [blush] [blush]

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A little nun story.....

Some years ago, when I was in Bolivia, I got a very bad dose of 'travellers trots', and was taken to Mercy Hospital, the only English-speaking hospital in La Paz. Turns out this hospital was founded by Australian nuns, and they'd gone to a lot of effort to give the place an aussie feel, there were pictures of Australia in every room, and they even had a little grove of eucalyptus trees in the grounds.

Anyway, it being Bolivia, actual prescription drugs were in short supply, so for upset tummies they preferred to just brew up some of their special tea, which I was assured would do the trick. The nun opened a big old Arnotts biscuit tin with a picture of a koala on the lid, (I haven't seen these tins in oz for 30 years) grabbed a handful of the special coca-and-eucalyptus tea, tossed it into an old tin mug full of boiling water, and handed it to me. I nearly choked on the leaves, so I asked if she could strain it.

She fixed me with one of those withering looks that only nuns can do, and said "The koala tea of Mercy is not strained".

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Unnngggh....have mercy.....

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