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CommanderShroom
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Icon 1 posted February 23, 2005 08:13      Profile for CommanderShroom     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A woman comes skidding into the driveway of her home. Runs into the house and yells.

"Pack your bags, I won the lottery." To her husband.

Her husband says " That's fantastic! Where are we going?"

She says, "I don't care where you go. Get out."

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TMBWITW,PB

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Icon 1 posted February 23, 2005 08:29      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hopefully she isn't from California as well, otherwise she'll have to share the wealth. Nice joke. [thumbsup]

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MTB Babe
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Icon 1 posted February 23, 2005 15:10      Profile for MTB Babe   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ha funny [Razz]

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Snaggy

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Icon 3 posted February 23, 2005 16:29      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That woman may be lucky, but she is not very nice. [Big Grin]
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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted February 23, 2005 17:24      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TMBWITW,PB:
Hopefully she isn't from California as well, otherwise she'll have to share the wealth. Nice joke. [thumbsup]

Canada too. One guy here won the lottery.. put the ticket in a safety deposit box. Divorced his wife, and after everything was finalised, claimed the prize.

Needless to say, she didn't think that was kosher.

Took him to court.. I'm pretty sure he ended up settling out of court.

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