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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 14 posted February 15, 2005 20:01      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/themaestro.html

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2005 20:24      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Wasn't that here where this was posted before?

Either way, its a great clip. That guy's like Andre Philip Gagnon. Incredibly weird, talented, French dude. [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2005 21:19      Profile for MacManKrisK     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yes, that was posted here before, Zorro. Sorry to ruin your party. Still funny and impressive though!

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Don't look now, but there are a few Wayne Kerr impersonators in the discussion held underneath.

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Alright now, that's the last straw, I'm calling the ass taxidermist to tell him to stop making hats in your size RIGHT NOW.

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 07:59      Profile for MTB Babe   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I haven't seen it before!! Cool!!

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 08:29      Profile for Stereo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
Either way, its a great clip. That guy's like Andre Philip Gagnon. Incredibly weird, talented, French dude. [Wink]

Sorry, DNM: André-Philippe Gagnon is a Quebecer. [Big Grin]

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 08:35      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Well, that's sorta "frenchy" isn't it???

[Big Grin]

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 08:35      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
Either way, its a great clip. That guy's like Andre Philip Gagnon. Incredibly weird, talented, French dude. [Wink]

Sorry, DNM: André-Philippe Gagnon is a Quebecer. [Big Grin]
Haha! You're right, who'm I to refer to a Quebecer as French? [Wink]
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Icon 12 posted February 16, 2005 09:57      Profile for Stereo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Serenak:
Well, that's sorta "frenchy" isn't it???

[Big Grin]

Refering to a Quebecer as a French is about the same as refering an USian as an English. They both speak the same language - almost -, but they're not quite the same. (Plus, some may find the comparison insulting. [Wink] )

And, after all, this is Geek Culture, isn't it? [Roll Eyes]

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One of my fav move quotes, from The Commitments:

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"The Irish are the ni**ers of Europe. An' Dubliners are the ni**ers of Ireland. An' the northside Dubliners are the ni**ers o' Dublin. Say it loud, I'm black an' I'm proud." - Jimmy Rabbitte
Same could be said by the French about Quebekkers and Acadians.

Same could be said by the English about Canadians and Newfies.

So like Jimmie says: Say it loud, We're all black an' proud.

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 10:33      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
And, after all, this is Geek Culture, isn't it? [Roll Eyes]

You mean this isn't Greek Culture?! [Eek!] All this time I've been at the wrong forums! [crazy]

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 10:34      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TMBWITW,PB:
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
And, after all, this is Geek Culture, isn't it? [Roll Eyes]

You mean this isn't Greek Culture?! [Eek!] All this time I've been at the wrong forums! [crazy]
Greek Culture is down the hall, second door on the left. Bring your own lube [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 10:38      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Natalie Murphy: What do you think, Jimmy, they'll be eatin' chips out of our knickers?

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 11:39      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Word to my homies, I guess. [Razz]
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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 12:30      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Aren't you like part Acadian and part newfie?

Sorry about your luck, man [Razz]

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Too Cool To Quit
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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 13:01      Profile for Too Cool To Quit     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'm only part black. 14 inches or so to be exact... [tired] [crazy]

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Alright now, that's the last straw, I'm calling the ass taxidermist to tell him to stop making hats in your size RIGHT NOW.

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Cap'n Vic

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Oh yeah? Well my penis is 3 inches.....from the ground.

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 14:26      Profile for Too Cool To Quit     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I meant 14 inches around.

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Alright now, that's the last straw, I'm calling the ass taxidermist to tell him to stop making hats in your size RIGHT NOW.

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The doctor told my brother to whiz from atop a ladder 'cause he was complaining that the water was so cold. I told him the water temperature didn't bother me near as much as all the bends in the pipes...

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Oh yeah? Well I'm part Wookie.
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Cap'n Vic

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I'm all wookie

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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 12 posted February 16, 2005 17:30      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
I'm all wookie

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so I suppose when you have sex you make wookie [Wink]
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Cap'n Vic

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There's only one way to find out. Grrrrrrrrrowl.

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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 19:31      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Aren't you like part Acadian and part newfie?

Sorry about your luck, man [Razz]

Yes. It's a sad state of affairs, really.
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Icon 1 posted February 16, 2005 19:32      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Too Cool To Quit:
I'm only part black. 14 inches or so to be exact... [tired] [crazy]

I'm hung like a baby. [Frown]

9lbs4oz, 27" long.

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