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Icon 10 posted September 29, 2004 18:14            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

"You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

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Callipygous
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Icon 1 posted September 30, 2004 03:41      Profile for Callipygous     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Don't feed the Troll

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Icon 1 posted September 30, 2004 04:30      Profile for Allan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Callipygous:
Don't feed the Troll

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted September 30, 2004 07:26      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
HAHA. That's a GREAT joke. I like it.
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Icon 1 posted September 30, 2004 08:31      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You would [Roll Eyes]

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Icon 4 posted September 30, 2004 12:10      Profile for MTB Babe   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Oh wow another anti-French joke! lol
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