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Snaggy

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Icon 10 posted September 28, 2004 11:10      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted September 28, 2004 11:31      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
There has got to be an MTB joke in there somewhere [Big Grin] [ohwell]

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Mac D
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation
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Icon 1 posted September 28, 2004 13:55      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Very funny but I don't think my boss would buy it.

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