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-ct-
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Icon 10 posted September 04, 2003 21:57      Profile for -ct-   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
sept 19th is international talk like a pirate day!

here's some jokes [Big Grin]

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!

How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!

Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!

How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!

Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!

What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!

What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!

What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!

What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!

What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him? His booty!

What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? A gAARRRRGGHnish!

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!

What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, “So, um, what’s a pirate’s first favorite mode of transportation?” “A ship, duh.”)

What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!

What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!

A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “i dunno me matey, but it’s drivin’ me nuts.”

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Icon 10 posted September 05, 2003 03:22            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!

hehe.... =p

Arrrrr....

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Icon 1 posted September 05, 2003 09:48      Profile for Aditu     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Why are pirates called pirates?


They just Arrr

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Icon 10 posted September 05, 2003 19:07            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
=D
Love it [Smile]

Hmm.... an old one, but...

This bloke walked into a pub, and saw a pirate sat at the bar, with a peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch over his eye. Curious about his life, he went over to talk to him.
  First, he enquired about his peg leg. "Arrr", said the pirate, "Oye was swept overboarrrd into a school of sharks. As me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."
  Then he enquired about the hook. "Arrr, we were boarding an enemy ship, battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut me hand clean off."

  Finally, he asked about the eye patch. "Arrr", said the pirate, "A seagull shat in my eye...."

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Icon 1 posted September 07, 2003 01:52      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What's apirates favourite computer software?

Kazaaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhh !

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Icon 6 posted September 07, 2003 09:03      Profile for Ti   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I finally got the gots to touch the prestine surface of my 17". I normally don't decal until it's at least 3 months old. But a particular decal caught my eye, and in homage to the pirate flag over apple I've adorned my baby:

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Because it's better to be a pirate then to join the Navy.

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Icon 1 posted September 07, 2003 13:38      Profile for littlefish   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Thats a sweet decal you have there Ti. I just don't have the guts to customise my baby.
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I don't generally concern myself with cases – I just customise the hell out of the OS [Razz]
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Icon 10 posted September 04, 2004 15:53      Profile for -ct-   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
guess what's goming up soon? [Big Grin]

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Icon 1 posted September 04, 2004 19:58      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hah. Those jokes are great. Corny, but they actually had me laughing out loud, which is a bit of a feat with me.
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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted September 04, 2004 23:39      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by -ct-:
guess what's goming up soon? [Big Grin]

Your mother......for air. [Big Grin]

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-ct-
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Icon 8 posted September 05, 2004 19:00      Profile for -ct-   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
...for air. [/QB]

fuck you.

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted September 05, 2004 19:17      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Dude....it was a joke....didn't ya see the ' [Big Grin] '

We have the wife beater jokes going on so I thought, hell, what is wrong with a mother joke here and there.

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Icon 1 posted September 13, 2004 11:25      Profile for bull3t     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
i took the pirate name generator quiz, and it named me the Dread Pirate Kidd

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Icon 1 posted September 13, 2004 12:11      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Dude....it was a joke....didn't ya see the ' [Big Grin] '

We have the wife beater jokes going on so I thought, hell, what is wrong with a mother joke here and there.

Ah, I love a good Mum joke. Nine out of ten suspensions at my school were due to Mum jokes. I remember a teacher read some of them out during assembly intending for us to see how ridiculous they were - and sure enough - to his infinite dismay we all laughed our asses off, rolling in the aisles.

"I'm not saying your Mum's a slag, or anything, but last night I saw her doing press-ups in a cucumber patch."

<David Baddiel> See that - *points to puddle* - that's your Mum, that is. </David Baddiel>

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"I'd have been your Daddy, but the damned dog beat me up the stairs. :\"
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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted September 13, 2004 18:17      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
How 'bout:

"You're the load your mother should have swallowed"

/coat

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Icon 1 posted September 14, 2004 06:46      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg?
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Cap'n Vic

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Thread killer. [Big Grin]

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