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Xanthine
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posted August 10, 2009 20:29
I thought I was going to break something laughing. OMG. I can't believe someone actually did the experiment. Bonus points for the interpretation of the results!
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 10, 2009 20:35
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OMG. MIT researchers conclude that tin foil hats amplify the government's ability to read your mind.
That's what THEY want you to think. ![[crazy]](graemlins/crazy.gif)
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Ashitaka
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posted August 11, 2009 00:24
The paper is a bit thin, not exaclty up to peer review publication standards. Though if they had taken the time to do that , it would have brought a whole new level of amusement to this "joke".
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We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
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Aditu
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posted August 12, 2009 15:21
Must admit to wearing a tinfoil hat at Dragon Con Church of the SubGenius meeting. LOL
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Grummash
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posted August 13, 2009 12:35
There seems to be some debate about whether a tinfoil hat keeps the government out of your brain, or opens the door and welcomes them in.
The solution is obvious.
We must take our cue from that nice Mr Schrödinger - by wearing a tinfoil hat and not wearing a tinfoil hat at the same time!
That'll confuse them...
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ewomack
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posted August 13, 2009 16:51
Wow... I should not have listened to the guy who convinced me to have a tinfoil hat permanently stapled to my head... wow... I'm an open book to the evil government...
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 13, 2009 16:58
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Originally posted by Grummash:
We must take our cue from that nice Mr Schrödinger - by wearing a tinfoil hat and not wearing a tinfoil hat at the same time!
Wow, Schrödinger's Hat.
Um, did anyone else notice that a scientific paper ostensibly from an American university used the word 'Aluminium'?
It's little mistakes like that that reveal the dark conspiracy beneath.
/me smells an MI6 rat.
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Xanthine
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posted August 13, 2009 21:10
They spell it right more often than they spell it wrong in the rest of the paper so I think it's just a couple typos. ![[evil]](graemlins/evil.gif)
So for some reason I hit the linked references and found this which linked to to a hysterical rebuttal of the MIT findings.
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