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Topic: Am I going to Hell???
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Xanthine
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posted May 30, 2008 12:27
Better do more reading, less assuming TFD. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
-------------------- And it's one, two, three / On the wrong side of the lee / What were you meant for? / What were you meant for? - The Decemberists
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Sxeptomaniac
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posted May 30, 2008 13:53
Offhand I know snapping turtles have made at least one appearance in a movie, too. "Here he is boss. Deader than hell but won't let go."
-------------------- Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C. S. Lewis
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The Famous Druid
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posted May 30, 2008 15:05
Ok guys, a jokes a joke, but when your intended victim's wise to you, it's polite to own-up and move on.
Jeez, these days any wanker with photoshop thinks he can invent a new species, next thing you'll be trying to convince me these obvious photoshop-critters are real. 
-------------------- If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.
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DoctorWho
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posted May 30, 2008 15:59
And here I was thinking you were slow.
-------------------- Laughter is like changing a baby's diapers. It doesn't solve anything but it sure improves the situation. Leo F. Buscaglia
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Tech Angel
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posted May 30, 2008 21:05
quote: Originally posted by geekygoddess: How ever will I sleep tonight?
To answer your original question...convince yourself that he/she has been reincarnated as something less repugnant, like a cockatoo, a German Shepherd, or a future American Idol runner-up. I'm about as much of a turtle aficionado as you're likely to come across (we even had several large desert tortoises roaming throughout our house when I was growing up), so on behalf of Turtledom everywhere, I'll say "You are forgiven" -- despite your fear, your heart was in the right place. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
-------------------- We must be the change we want to see in the world. -Mahatma Ghandi
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geekygoddess
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posted May 30, 2008 21:30
Thank you TechAngel, maybe I can finally get some sleep tonight:)
-------------------- "It is better to press ones shirt, than ones luck"- Confucius
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TheMoMan
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posted May 31, 2008 04:49
____________________TFD__etal__ Here is a link to a snapper.
http://www.snapper.com/
Then there is the slang version of that word, but this a family content board.
If there was ever a photo-shopped animal I nominate the Platypus.
-------------------- If it don't glow it ain't Ham Radio
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littlefish
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posted June 02, 2008 07:27
How do you turn a platypus into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
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somenewdude
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posted June 04, 2008 12:37
Did this happen in a dark area? I don't know how you can be afraid of turtles.
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