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zesovietrussian
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quote:
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Originally posted by zesovietrussian:
Now, this is quite a sight to behold - someone anxiously waiting to eat a sandwich made out of his own testicles

It's almost making me think he's into this. [Eek!]
Being into something implies at least some sort of repetition, and I don't quite see how anybody can have more than one sandwich made out of his own testicles. Well, unless he happens to be suffering from polytesticularity (yeah, I made that up.)
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zesovietrussian wrote:
Well, unless he happens to be suffering from polytesticularity (yeah, I made that up.)

You mean you only have one? [Confused]

Wait, on second thought, I don't want to know.

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zesovietrussian
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Originally posted by Steen:
zesovietrussian wrote:
Well, unless he happens to be suffering from polytesticularity (yeah, I made that up.)

You mean you only have one? [Confused]

Wait, on second thought, I don't want to know.

Didn't you see Xanthine's post? You need to use both, otherwise it's not really a sandwich [Smile]
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Nuts to you.

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zesovietrussian wrote:
Didn't you see Xanthine's post? You need to use both, otherwise it's not really a sandwich [Smile]

It's two pieces of bread that are required to meet the legal definition of a sandwich. A single testicle could be used, although you'd have to slice it thinly and the bread to filling ratio might not be what you'd like.

Then again, I think I'd prefer just plain toast, m'self.

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quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
It's two pieces of bread that are required to meet the legal definition of a sandwich. A single testicle could be used, although you'd have to slice it thinly and the bread to filling ratio might not be what you'd like.

You could just pound it flat like a round steak . . . [Eek!]
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zesovietrussian
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I think she meant the subject of our discussion is the bread, hence the need for both [evil]
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I think she was referring to the legal precedent for how many slices of bread it takes to make a sandwich.

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I think Steen has it right. Though Demo might have better luck using pita. But then it's not a testicle sandwich, it's a testicle pita.

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Rib cage would also make a wonderful pita - there plenty of room for the fillings, and the meat is already there, all you have to do is add some veggies and dressing [Smile]
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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
I think Steen has it right. Though Demo might have better luck using pita. But then it's not a testicle sandwich, it's a testicle pita.

How about a testicle bagelwich? I'll just add some capers and pretend it's whitefish. [Big Grin]
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What a curious place this turns out to be. The thread topic: "What do geek guys look for in a woman?" morphs into a discussion of testicles as food. [shake head]

All your ball belong to us. [Wink]

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Demo, maybe, since this sandwich is for newfie,we should just ask him how he wants his balls prepared.

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All I have to say is TestyFesty
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quote:
Originally posted by quantumfluff:
All I have to say is TestyFesty

I know where I'm going next September! [crazy]
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[Roll Eyes]
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And just WHO could blame you, T.?

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So...from this side trip of the main topic we can assume that geek guys want a woman with...no, no, no, no...I don't think I'll even go there.

Yet. [Wink]

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LemonSmuggler wrote:
So...from this side trip of the main topic we can assume that geek guys want a woman with...

cooking skills [Big Grin]

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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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A rose by any other name, is still a rose.

So no matter what they call it, boo, the boys today are still looking for a girl with her own XBox 360°.

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garlicguy wrote:
So no matter what they call it, boo, the boys today are still looking for a girl with her own XBox 360°.

Some of us would prefer a girl with her own Wii.

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And still others would settle for having access to her PlayStation.

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