posted March 16, 2004 04:35                      

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Originally posted by Allan:
So, if you really do have some knockout tottie what the fsck are you wasting time on the internet for?

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posted March 17, 2004 09:05                      

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Originally posted by spungo:
Maybe if you posted a picture of Shannon and Jenna... ehm... enjoying each other's company, you might find us more inclined to believe you.

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I'll raise a pint to that one!

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Alright now, that's the last straw, I'm calling the ass taxidermist to tell him to stop making hats in your size RIGHT NOW.

posted March 17, 2004 09:56                         

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Originally posted by spungo:
Maybe if you posted a picture of Shannon and Jenna... ehm... enjoying each other's company, you might find us more inclined to believe you.

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I'll raise a pint to that one!

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I'll see your pint, and raise you two more.

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Meh.

posted March 17, 2004 12:09                      

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Originally posted by spungo:
Maybe if you posted a picture of Shannon and Jenna... ehm... enjoying each other's company, you might find us more inclined to believe you.

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I'll raise a pint to that one!

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I'll see your pint, and raise you two more.

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you're all a bunch of LUSHES! And furthermore....
hey, how'd this beer get in my hand? oh well.
"i swear offiser, theres no blood in my alkohol..."

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We are 1447. We are better than 1337.

posted March 18, 2004 12:38                         

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Originally posted by Democritus the Minor:
Story to make any geek exceedingly jealous... which is why I'm posting it. Also... kinda leaves hope for all those lonely geeks.

Before two weeks ago, I was alone for six months. Six months without any real caring towards me, six months without any physical affection, six months of hell. For those six months almost all of my friends we're looking for a girlfriend for me, and they all failed. But, three weeks ago I meet my friend Shannon. A week later she introduces me to her best friend Jenna. Now I have a girlfriend.

And what a girlfriend she is. She's really hot, incredibly cynical (a personality rivaling Daria), and... the kicker...

She likes Quantum Mechanics.

I'm already in Love

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posted March 18, 2004 13:19                         

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Originally posted by Katie:

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Originally posted by Democritus the Minor:
Story to make any geek exceedingly jealous... which is why I'm posting it. Also... kinda leaves hope for all those lonely geeks.

Before two weeks ago, I was alone for six months. Six months without any real caring towards me, six months without any physical affection, six months of hell. For those six months almost all of my friends we're looking for a girlfriend for me, and they all failed. But, three weeks ago I meet my friend Shannon. A week later she introduces me to her best friend Jenna. Now I have a girlfriend.

And what a girlfriend she is. She's really hot, incredibly cynical (a personality rivaling Daria), and... the kicker...

She likes Quantum Mechanics.

I'm already in Love

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Yes fall in love and breed,make geeklets....we are multiplying...

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<voice type=low, mischievous>Yes, multiply! Soon we will outnumber them. Soon we will take over the world</voice type>
<voice type=hysterical>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</voice type>

posted March 19, 2004 05:32                      

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Originally posted by Lumina Manson:
Jace, you remind me of a guy I once dated.

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With twelve entries in "the ex files", odds on a lot of guys are going to remind you of a guy you once dated

I kid, I kid

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6 weeks to go!

posted March 19, 2004 06:49                         

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I hope she makes your soft ware hard.

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posted March 19, 2004 10:12                

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Originally posted by Lumina Manson:
Jace, you remind me of a guy I once dated.
Have fun with your geekette, Minor. I hope she makes your soft ware hard.


--Good tidings!, C.P.

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posted March 20, 2004 07:04                      

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Originally posted by Lumina Manson:
You want to know the scary thing, csk? (other than someone actually going to my website) I havn't updated it in a few months, I have two more exs to put there!!!! Ak!
The more I read, the more I's likes ya, csk!
Be afraid, Jace, be veeeeeerrrry afraid...

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OK, now I'm confused. How did we get from my comments to Jace being afraid? Anyway...

I'm comparatively ex-less, myself. Well, the way things are going I'm going to have an ex-wife in however many months time, and there was one girl in high school who I sort of went out with for a week. Well, actually, she asked me out, and I accepted. We held hands a couple of times (at school), and that was about it (didn't date, or kiss, or anything). Then she started going out with one of my friends within the next few days.

Somehow I think I made the right decision on that one, though. She prefaced asking me out with "I'm really desperate", which I wouldn't think would be a good sign Obviously I was even more desperate considering I said yes. Glad that relationship didn't go any further.

So, the next time I offer any relationship advice on here, take it with a grain of salt, since I seem to be completely clueless, myself

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6 weeks to go!

posted March 20, 2004 20:56                      

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Originally posted by Democritus the Minor:
Before two weeks ago, I was alone for six months. Six months without any real caring towards me, six months without any physical affection, six months of hell. For those six months almost all of my friends we're looking for a girlfriend for me, and they all failed.

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Aww, poor baby, six whole months without physical contact. It's been a year and a half for me (I'm sure everyone here wonders why ), and I'm sure several people here have beat my record.

I wish I had more money, so I could afford a hooker.

Or at least rent a sheep from Spungo.

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-Bruce Tognazzini
http://thegeekgroup.org
Geek ID# 1162

posted March 21, 2004 03:49                         

Slurpy! You're always welcome to La Casa de Lumina, where the service is fast, and so are the ladies! I don't have sheep, but I do have cats. Lots and lots of cats. I'm not a hooker, but for $10, I'll go to your house, get drunk and dance around for your amusement. I'm all yours after I black out.

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OK, now I'm confused. How did we get from my comments to Jace being afraid

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How come you don't know better than to ask that question?
Anyway, It's 6 months since I've had any contact with anyone, I imagine that will change soon now that I have a boyfriend. But I guess I'll save myself for a geeky stud.
--Let the good times roll baby, C.P.

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ThE CrEeP sHoW It's called therapy: go get some!

posted March 21, 2004 06:45                      

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OK, now I'm confused. How did we get from my comments to Jace being afraid

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How come you don't know better than to ask that question?

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6 weeks to go!