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csk
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posted June 10, 2004 08:57
Well, the definitive collection of pick up lines has to be contained within this song, of course
<sings>
I hope I'm not being forward,
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
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6 weeks to go!
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Cap'n Vic
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posted June 10, 2004 09:22
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Originally posted by Pitr Dubovich:
you necropost to a necropost and say i'm sad jeezus
Not only are you sad, you are illiterate.
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Mercury_Blue
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posted June 19, 2004 01:01
"Hey, baby! Say, why don't we head over to my place and investigate the relationship between superstrings and wormholes?" (came up with that one on the fly, I did! ![[Wink]](wink.gif) )
"Um, pardon me, but would you happen to have a slot available for my new stick of ram?"
"You turn my floppy drive into a hard drive, baby!"
"Let's review our simple machines! Tonight's lesson: THE WEDGE!"
"Don't be fooled! This hard, insensitive, BASIC shell of mine shrouds the Perl of a personality I have...and the Python I have below."
"If she stops responding, give her the three finger salute" (Not exactly a pick up line, but, whatever. Just a disclaimer, my perverted [yep, more perverted than me] friend came up with that one. Don't put it on my record!!!)
"Baby, I'm gonna send so many packets your way it's gonna overload your pipes"
...And I feel it will damage my reputation irreparably if I continue, so, thats it for the night...
[And, 200th post! Yip Yip Hoorah!!!]
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csk
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posted June 19, 2004 06:10
quote:
Originally posted by Mercury_Blue:
If she stops responding, give her the three finger salute" (Not exactly a pick up line, but, whatever. Just a disclaimer, my perverted [yep, more perverted than me] friend came up with that one. Don't put it on my record!!!)
I'm still trying to work out where that third finger goes, presuming no double up. At least without being somewhat uncomfortable.
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Mercury_Blue
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posted June 19, 2004 10:47
Um, yah, like I said, that one's not mine to please don't put it on my record. And I'm not sure what you mean by "up", but sure.
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industrialdoll
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posted June 21, 2004 04:48
this one is good for guys, though i wouldnt encourage it!!!
'i think of you as a keg!'
'why?'
'cause i'd LOVE to TAP that ass!!!!!'
you would probably get slapped for that one!!!
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ooby
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posted June 21, 2004 12:25
let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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"haven't you ever wondered if there's more to life than being really, really, rediculously good looking?"
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zushiba
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posted June 21, 2004 15:20
I want to jump into your breasts. -got it from a hentai game.
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SpikeSpiegel
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posted June 21, 2004 17:10
zushiba are the girls impressed that you play hentai games?
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zushiba
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posted June 21, 2004 17:57
1 is, that's enough.
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