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SpikeSpiegel
BlabberMouth, a Blabber Odyssey
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posted June 13, 2002 19:17
my cousin walter jerked off in public one time.... true story..
he was on a plane to new mexico then the hydraulics went the plane started spinning around so he decides its all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there the other passengers take a cue from him take theirs out and start beating like mad too so all the ppl are beating off plummeting to their certain doom then all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself it lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever and you know deboards and nobody mentions the phenonemon to anybody else
"well did he cum or what?"
"jesus christ man there is just some stuff you dont talk about in public"
another tale about walter...
one time my cousin walter got this cat stuck up his ass.. true story he bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news it wuz embarrassing for my relatives and and all but hte next week he did it again different cat same results complete with another trip to the emergency room so i run into him again and hes buying another cat and i says to him, Jesus walt what are you doing? you kno your just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too and he said to me Brodie How else am i supposed to get teh gerbil out.... my cousin wuz a weird guy
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its sad when the best actor you have is a 2 foot tall muppet
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quantumfluff
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posted June 13, 2002 21:39
It wasn't the hydraulics. The pilot was a friend of mine. He said he was boffing a stewardess in the cockpit and her foot whacked the controls.
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uilleann
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posted June 14, 2002 02:03
*despairs* 
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Xanthine
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posted June 17, 2002 16:01
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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
yes i realize that they all had more successful careers than him.. but lets face it.. he is the only actor that actually had an acting career afterwards....
Um, can't speak for Peter Cushing or Sir Alec Guiness (I don't see many movies and, anyways, both of them are dead) but I can name four movies that James Earl Jones has been in since Star Wars:
- Hunt for Red October
- Clear and Present Danger
- Patriot Games
- The Lion King Carrie Fisher has written and appeared in a few movies, but she did sink into a heroin addiction for a while.
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Bregalad
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posted July 13, 2002 22:20
why are we continuing to feed the trolls? This board should know better.
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