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ZorroTheFox
BlabberMouth, a Blabber Odyssey
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Icon 4 posted December 30, 2003 17:37      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
A young girl goes to confession.

"Oh father I have sinned." Said the girl:
"What did you do my daughter?" Said the priest:
"I called a man a bastard Father." Replied the girl:
"But why for did you do that?" Asked the priest:
"The man touched me Father." Said the girl:
"What like this?" Asked the Priest:
"Yes that's right Farther." Replied the girl:
"That's no reason to call him a bastard." Said the priest:

"But Father he took my top off." Cried the girl:
"What like this?" Asked the priest:
"Yes that's it Father." Replied the girl:
"That is still no reason to call him a bastard though." Said the priest:

"But Father he ripped my skirt off." Cried the girl:
"What like this?" Asked the priest:
"Yes that's right Father." Replied the girl:
"That is still no reason to call the man a bastard." Said the priest:

"But Father he took off my bra, and played with my boobs." Screamed the girl:
"What like this?" Asked the priest:
"Yes that's right Father." Replied the girl:
"That is still no reason to call him a bastard." Said the priest:

"But, but, but, Father!!! He pulled my panties down, and threw me on the floor." Cried the girl:
"What like this?" Asked the priest:
"Yes that's right Father." Replied the girl:
"That is still no reason to call him a bastard." Said the priest:

"But Father he spread my legs, got on top of me, and started doing it to me." Screamed the girl:
"What like this?" Asked the priest:
"Yes that's right Father." Replied the girl:
"But that is still no reason to call him a bastard." Said the priest smiling:

"But Father he said he had AIDS." Said the girl softly.
The priest jumped up, and with eyes bulging he screamed:
"DIRTY f***ING BASTARD!!!"

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Xanthine

Solid Nitrozanium SuperFan!
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Icon 1 posted December 30, 2003 21:51      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Oh jeez...
[Eek!] [shake head] [Big Grin] [evil]

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And it's one, two, three / On the wrong side of the lee / What were you meant for? / What were you meant for?
- The Decemberists

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defiant
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Icon 4 posted December 31, 2003 17:22      Profile for defiant     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
If you have Aids, you probably do no longer have the ability to run around and fuck people. Now, if you have HIV, this is an other case.
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