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Shinaku
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Icon 1 posted November 30, 2003 14:57      Profile for Shinaku   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
The above was apparently based on the following, original version, from the early 1960s:

Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.

And here's the phony-English version the Germans use:

This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equipment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the knoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligences. Otherwise you will be outthrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

Of course, this warning would not be complete without the Internet version:

Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

Finally, the Palm Pilot version:

Das PalmPilot ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy scratch der Screene, zappen RAM, und droppen-smashen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das Dummkopfen. Das rubber-necken Sichtseeren keep die Hands in die Pockets -- relaxen und watchen Das Blinkenlights.

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illuminatus
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Icon 1 posted November 30, 2003 18:50      Profile for illuminatus   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
LOL, that is funny as hell. Although you should post a translation so more people can enjoy it. Das ist gut ja?

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Icon 1 posted November 30, 2003 21:55      Profile for Allan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by illuminatus:
LOL, that is funny as hell. Although you should post a translation so more people can enjoy it. Das ist gut ja?

indeed but it's not nearly as funny as;

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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Icon 1 posted November 30, 2003 23:35      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Mein Hund hat keine nase.

Aber wie im Himmel ermittelt er airborngerüche?

Schrecklich! ho ho ho ho !

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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2003 02:39      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Mein Hund hat keine nase.

Aber wie im Himmel ermittelt er airborngerüche?

Schrecklich! ho ho ho ho !

Ah, such memories of Nuremburg... how he made us laugh... *sniff* he had such a wonderful sense of humour...

btw - has anyone apart from me ever noticed how much Eva Braun looks like a young Margaret Thatcher? Coincidence? [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2003 03:49      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
"...Mr Hilter says historically Taunton is a part of Minehead already!"

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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2003 04:06      Profile for Allan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
"...Mr Hilter says historically Taunton is a part of Minehead already!"

who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler?
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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2003 04:12      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
No no, I am vvvvvvv- Window cleaner, unt pacifist, unt not doing vawr-crimes.

Not much fun in Baghdad, no.

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The name's Hilter not Hitler! How many times do I have to tell you!
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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2003 12:31      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist von den Aalen voll !

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was auch immer du sagst, du hast keine ahnung. vor allem nüm jetzt. [Razz]
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