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GMx

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Icon 7 posted December 14, 2002 15:06      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
* Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon.

* You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.

* You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.

* Your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson.

* Your favorite version of "The Nutcracker" stars Andrew Golata.

* You get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night.

* You give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.

* Your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon.

* Your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park.

* Your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log.

* You think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie.

* Your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat.

* You use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.

Sounds more like a redneck Christmas to me. [Big Grin]

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Charisma
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Icon 1 posted December 14, 2002 18:06      Profile for Charisma   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
mmm... reindeer meat.

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