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Declan
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Icon 1 posted December 13, 2002 10:27      Profile for Declan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Shamelessly stolen from another board

What to do if you see a Traffic cop.

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse @#%$. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

Declan

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GMx

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Icon 1 posted December 13, 2002 12:15      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
It was also on this one. I know, I posted it. [Wink]
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Declan
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Icon 1 posted December 13, 2002 13:06      Profile for Declan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Ah , my bad

Recyling works , i recyle jokes all the time [Smile]

Declan

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Charisma
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Icon 1 posted December 13, 2002 17:14      Profile for Charisma   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Me too! Why did the chicken cross the road? You'll never guess!

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DoctorWho

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Icon 12 posted December 13, 2002 18:02      Profile for DoctorWho     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Charisma:
Me too! Why did the chicken cross the road? You'll never guess!

Hmmm I think I know the answer.
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