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Topic: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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Dr Cyclops
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posted December 18, 2001 15:29
Because it was dead! why was it dead? Because it fell out of a tree!
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Raptorgirl
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posted December 18, 2001 19:23
That reminds me of a series of jokes a classmate told me in the 12th grade:Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead too. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the kangaroo die? Because of the falling koalas. Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? It thought it was a koala. Why did the kid fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.
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Tau Zero
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posted December 19, 2001 08:38
I first heard that kind of joke (almost identical) from a classmate of my brother's. It seems like the kind of joke that you use to gauge how drunk your buddies are; if the crack up, you know they've sacrificed a few neurons to the Beer Gods (and may be offering something to the Porcelain God later).
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Evilbunny
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posted January 12, 2002 08:18
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!! Help! Actually, LOL! I am a sucker for these things.
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SupportGoddess
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posted January 13, 2002 03:46
quote: Originally posted by Jasoco: Knock, Knock. Who's There? Interrupting Cow. Interrup..MOO!Yeah.. it's better verbal.
Yeah, definitely loses something when done in text.
------------------ reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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