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GrumpySteen

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Icon 1 posted April 25, 2003 11:40      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants; by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = poopsie; b = lumpy; c = buttercup; d = gidget; e = crusty; f = greasy; g = fluffy; h = cheeseball; i = chim-chim; j = stinky; k = flunky; l = boobie; m = pinky; n = zippy; o = goober; p = doofus; q = slimy; r = loopy; s = snotty; t = tulefel; u = dorkey; v = squeezit; w = oprah; x = skipper; y = dinky; z = zsa-zsa;

Now, use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple; b = toilet; c = giggle; d = burger; e = girdle; f = barf; g = lizard; h = waffle; i = cootie; j = monkey; k = potty; l = liver; m = banana; n = rhino; o = bubble; p = hamster; q = toad; r = gizzard; s = pizza; t = gerbil; u = chicken; v = pickle; w = chuckle; x = tofu; y = gorilla; z = stinker;

Last use the fourth (or last, if your name is shorter than 4 letters)letter of your last name to determine the second half of your nw last name:

a = head; b = mouth; c = face; d = nose; e = tush; f = breath; g = pants; h = shorts; i = lips; j = honker; k = butt; l = brain; m = tushie; n = chunks; o = hiney; p = biscuits; q = toes; r = buns; s = fanny; t = sniffer; u = sprinkles; v = kisser; w = squirt; x = humperdinck; y = brains; z = juice;

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GrumpySteen

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D'oh... forgot to add my own

Boobie Chickensniffer

Just lovely [Roll Eyes]

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at least you arent buttercup Applehead [Razz]

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or Loopy Bubblechunks [Razz]
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Snotty Gigglemouth! (I kinda like it!)
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... just call me Loopy Waffletush from now on [Big Grin]

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Crusty Applenose...anyone got a kleenex? [Big Grin]
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cheeseball applebuns LMAO

sounds erm... different...

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Lumpy Bubblesniffer.

Grrrreeeeat.

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Zippy Applelips...

Interesting

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Zippy Girdlebuns  - [Smile]

Hmm... two Zippy's... what do we win? ;)

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Dorkey Livertushie

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Poopsie Cootiesniffer! Goddamn, even my fake names get more action than I do [Mad] !

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Dorkey Wafflebiscuits, hmmm maybe I should go into buisness
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Buttercup Cootiefanny. Great! It sounds like I have some sort of nasty disease.... [crazy]

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Lumpy Bubblebrain!

sounds like brain cancer..
[Eek!]

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I much prefer the glam rock name generator

Glam rock name

velvet venus... cool!

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Boobie Chickenmouth here.....

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Buttercup Chickenbrain. *crows*

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Gidget Chickenshorts...imagine a telamarketer asking is Mr. Chickenshorts available
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Chim-chim Cootieface

Marvelous.

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BUTTERCUP GIGGLE BUNS!!!!!!!

HAHAHA

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quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
Zippy Girdlebuns  - [Smile]

Hmm... two Zippy's... what do we win? ;)

Hmm. I'm Zippy Girdletush. (Soon to be Zippy Gizzardsquirt)
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what a lovely image - crusty chickenbutt [ohwell]
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Loopy girdlebuns.

Hmm .. weird [crazy]

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