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Icon 5 posted December 12, 2002 08:31      Profile for erp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
[Beard of Peter Gabriel!]

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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 09:22      Profile for GameMaster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
*shhhh... be vewy vewy quite, he's hunting geekettes*

Pictures a JoT rip off (Lony Toons rip off) with two girls going:
Geekette: "It's TTB season!"
Geek: "It's Geekette season!"
Geekette: "It's TTB season!"
TTB: "It's TTB season!"
Geekette: "It's Geekette season! ...Uh Oh."
erp: "Hey, baby, what's your OS?"

Good luck, and happy hunting.

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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 10:14      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Either Snaggy needs to do that next week, or GMx should do a joy of troll like that.

Ha ha, I LOVE Looney Toons. Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century!!!!

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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 11:13      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
heh, a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, I wrote a song called "Girl Trap" . [Smile]
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Icon 12 posted December 12, 2002 12:06      Profile for erp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Well, since all this chatter is going to scare away all the fish, you might as well share the chant Snaglepuss. We need an official song for the EMS anyway.

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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 14:31      Profile for NefariousAnthony   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
If you are looking to catch anything, you got to use the right bait! Something not normaly found in a geek's room: cleanliness.
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Icon 6 posted December 12, 2002 14:39      Profile for Lex   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I'm thinking about this: Get largish cardboard box (the one from my TV should do), put sign on it that says "Free To Good Owner", place box in area that is well traveled by females, and lay in the box until claimed by suitable female. Repeat as necessary.

Now, to practice my sad puppy dog eyes...

[Frown]

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Your conviction that there is a monster under the bed would be a mere eccentricity if you weren't so heavily armed and it was your own bed.

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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 15:01      Profile for sosumi   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
an iMac box would lure more geekettes [Razz]
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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 15:30      Profile for NefariousAnthony   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Yes, but could he fit? Thats the question.
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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 15:58      Profile for Lex   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Possibly, but I'm not sure where my iMac box is. It isn't here, that I know. I can't quite picture the size of the box, but I couldn't lay in it. Sit, maybe.

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Your conviction that there is a monster under the bed would be a mere eccentricity if you weren't so heavily armed and it was your own bed.

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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 16:11      Profile for NefariousAnthony   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
My post #100!!

But, on the other hand, I think that a largish TV box would be the more preferable bevcause:
A) it shows your dominance in the ability to buy large TVs
B) a person can actually fit in a TV box

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[Beard of Peter Gabriel!]

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Your conviction that there is a monster under the bed would be a mere eccentricity if you weren't so heavily armed and it was your own bed.

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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 18:28      Profile for sosumi   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I think you need some more practice in the sad puppy dog eyes department, that look is slightly frightening [Eek!] [Wink]
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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 18:36      Profile for Lex   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I can never get it. How are these other two?

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Your conviction that there is a monster under the bed would be a mere eccentricity if you weren't so heavily armed and it was your own bed.

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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 20:47      Profile for SupportGoddess   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
The real selling point would be if you were wearing nothing but boxers.

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Icon 1 posted December 12, 2002 21:48      Profile for Lex   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
You obviously haven't seen me wearing nothing but boxers before. No, I shall not post pictures.

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Your conviction that there is a monster under the bed would be a mere eccentricity if you weren't so heavily armed and it was your own bed.

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Icon 12 posted December 12, 2002 22:29      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
LOL Lex...
But shouldn't your sign read "Insane homeless escaped asylum patient, seeks mate?" [Big Grin]

The real selling point would be if you were wearing nothing but boxers.
Yeah Lex, you gotta do the iballoondesign thang to get girls. [Smile]

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The last picture of Lex reminded me of that old WW picture with his face up to his nose shown. I don't know what it's called. I've forgotten. I'll ask my dad later (veteran) because I'm in school right now. Taking advantage of "proper" computer use? And how! I think that if you get a DVD box, a good sized T.V. box, and a iMac box and cut holes in the middle of them to create the illusion of a bigger box to fit in, anyone can do fine!!! Or you can cut yourself in tiny pieces to fit. [Big Grin]
Other than that, I think he looks cute. What's that e-mail again? [Wink]
---Stalking Lex (and other geeks in a forum near you!)in a good way, C.P.

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Kilroy was here! [Smile]
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*sits calmly under a net in her own trap and watches goings on with considerable amusement and lots of smiles*

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Also, be sure to mention your 'summer' box in Florida. That will really get 'em.
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Icon 1 posted December 13, 2002 17:18      Profile for Charisma   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
You know, I've been mistaken for a girl on these foru–

*steps in trap, steel jaws close on leg*

Damn you! My good leg!

*crowd of guys gathers around... "look at the chick"*

I'm not a chick! Let me go! This is a catch an release pond!

**note: that's what I pitured when I read the subject...**

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Lex, those were hysterical, but you really need to work on the puppy face. It also helps if you purr when she pats your head. I know, dogs don't purr, but it's worth a shot. I love guys who can purr. Any other chicks with me on this one?

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Icon 12 posted December 13, 2002 21:29      Profile for Lumina Manson   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
I love guys who can purr. Any other chicks with me on this one?

Yup, that's my bag. [Smile] I love cats and anything to do with it. Think about this equation:
sad puppy eyes + kitty purr = Awweeeee!! How Cute!!!
Mmmyep. If you can wiggle your butt like a doggy when he's really excited, the more power to you!!! I'd pay money to see that. I'm so scary. [Big Grin]
So, erp...yeah. [Wink]
---Kitty Kissin' and Daisy Sniffin', C.P.

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Icon 1 posted December 14, 2002 16:40      Profile for Lex   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Perhaps I should drop the attempted dog eyes and take an all-cat route. I'm lazy, like to be petted, and don't care whether I go out or stay in. Can't purr that I know of, though. Drat.

The summer box in Florida line wouldn't work unless I pretended to be entirely unaware of where I am. Which could work, I guess.

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