The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was accidently throwing up while... pleasuring one of my now exs orally. Let me explain... I don't react well to heat, lots of hot humid weather tends to make me ill on occasion, and it was the wrong time of month for run of the mill missionary fun. He was in the mood and I figured that would get me to sleep faster than arguing about it, and well... upset stomach and gag reflex just don't mix. The plus is that the only thing in my stomach at the time was red gatorade.

So that would be my most embarrassing moment.

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"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."
-Michael Sinz

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Originally posted by macadddikt18:
wow, first i was amazed to see such an old tread come back from the grave. Then i read the last post, and all i could do was laugh. I think that was one of the funniest things i have ever heard. I could not imagine such a thing. I fear if zorro sees this.
Nayt

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"You fucking moron," the caller started with.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed into the phone, then I noticed that the mike switch was still on--that went out over the air.

I half-expected to see the GM coming into the studio with a shotgun, but nothing happened, no calls, no mention of it.

Thank goodness somethings slide by.

Did I mention the Region Jet is (barely) big enough for fifty people? So there wasn't exactly much volume into which the odor could diffuse. The airplane smelled like a sewer by time we landed. My one consolation is that, as pervasive as the smell was, no one could identify me as the source.

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Originally posted by EngrBohn:
A couple years ago, I was flying to San Antonio on an Embraer "Region Jet". Apparently, something I'd ate the day before wasn't digesting well, so I had some gas build-up in my intestines. Normally, I'd be able to control it for the two hours from Ohio to Texas, but typical cabin pressurization is ~10k ft, so the pressure difference was greater than it would have been if I'd stayed at 350ft MSL. So I had a bit of a gas problem the entire flight, of the SBD variety.

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Y'know, I had a similar problem climbing Mt. Shasta (same air pressure to, for part of the way). Fortunately(?) my whole rope team did too, so we spent the whole climb feeling sorry for whoever went behind us. The one adavantage was we were out in the open so the laws of diffusion could do their job.

To all you backpacking geeks, avoid freeze-dried lasagna. It didn't even taste that good.

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Originally posted by macadddikt18:
oh darn, zorro, you let me down. I am so sad now. Wait, what am i saying. Zorro, not posting someing about sex, i am happy, Keep up the good work boy.
nayt

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Originally posted by macadddikt18:
what would a cherry have to do with virginity?
Nayt

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Slang, Nayt...quoth the Merriam Webster Collegate Dictionary (most notibly the 3rd definition)...

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Main Entry: cher·ry
Pronunciation: 'cher-E
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural cherries
Etymology: Middle English chery, from Old North French cherise (taken as a plural), from Late Latin ceresia, from Latin cerasus cherry tree, from Greek kerasos
Date: 14th century

1 a : any of numerous trees and shrubs (genus Prunus) of the rose family that bear pale yellow to deep red or blackish smooth-skinned drupes enclosing a smooth seed and that include some cultivated for their fruits or ornamental flowers -- compare SWEET CHERRY
b : the fruit of a cherry c : the wood of a cherry

2 : a variable color averaging a moderate red

3 a : HYMEN b : VIRGINITY

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Originally posted by platypus:
One of these days one of us really MUST take you aside and explain some things, Nayt. But not today. It's too funny.

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Really? I found it more depressing than funny. Or maybe disturbing in a depressing way would be more accurate.

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Originally posted by platypus:
perhaps funny in a disturbingly depressed way?

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That's it. The saddest thing is he'll never leave that little hole he's stuck his head in unless someone or something forces him to.

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Originally posted by Xanthine:
That's it. The saddest thing is he'll never leave that little hole he's stuck his head in unless someone or something forces him to.

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The first is that he's telling the truth, and that he really is this naive. In that case, he won't snap out of it until he falls in love, hard, with the woman or man of his dreams. If that doesn't happen, he may end up in a religious cult or something.

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Originally posted by mephisto:
Try this one: My girlfriend took a picture of me in the shower without telling me... its one of those new advantix cameras , very quiet....I was too busy singing away in the shower. Well, i got the pictures back... and guess who got a shot of my butt too while taking the picture... the lady who was developing those pictures gave me a really wide smile while handing the pictures back to me.... I will never live that one down....

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????? What?
What the hell are you talking about? You did know about the picture, you just didn't know your butt was going to be in there. Butt it was an accident... honest.

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Originally posted by greycat:
There are two possibilities.

The first is that he's telling the truth, and that he really is this naive. In that case, he won't snap out of it until he falls in love, hard, with the woman or man of his dreams. If that doesn't happen, he may end up in a religious cult or something.

The other is that he's lying to us. I'm already quite certain he's lying about at least some of the things he says, although it may be more of an extended joke.

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