And if you don't like us than leave us alone

We go for high fashion, our ties are all pink

Our profs are all boring, and that's why we drink

We drink when we're thirsty

We drink when we're dry

So if you don't like us then duck off and fly!

Duck off and fly, duck off and fly,

And if you don't like it then duck off and fly!

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I pledge allegiance to The Tie

Of the University Of Waterloo Mathematics

And the Faculty for which it stands.

One Faculty, under the Dean,

With lemmas and algorithms for all.

Go Math! =)