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Evora Existentialist
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Icon 9 posted July 19, 2006 20:59      Profile for Evora Existentialist     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
All is full of love. Like a flaming bag of dogshit. Well, I'll call myself Evora. Nice to meet you. I understand that I'm looking for someone who is an intimate conversationalist on a site for geeks. I have a great deal of respect and admiration for individuals with a seemingly esoteric knowledge of technology. Perhaps it's because I'm a japanese school girl, it's in my blood to like you. However, my interests are terrible. If you can look past the fact that my inspiration in life comes from Sadomasochism, Cannibalism, necrophia, sodomy, occultism, Cult leaders, voodoo, Godlessness, psychotic transvestites, lesbian robots, mormon torture chambers and raising wonderful hell, we could atleast have a few intriguing conversations. If you enjoy masochism, definitely talk to me. I'm hoping i don't get banned from this site. Please contact me if you're interested. i have pics, but not of my fully equipped mormon torture chamber.
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You forgot lesbian Nazi eskimos...
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Icon 2 posted July 19, 2006 21:32      Profile for Evora Existentialist     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ever read 120 days of sodom by Marquis de Sade? Now that is a masterpeice. Nazi lesbians have nothing on Marqui's demoralizing antics. Sodomy, incest, defecation and urination, sexual torture...I give speeches at school on these things all the time with a straight face. lol.
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alfrin
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quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
You forgot lesbian Nazi eskimos...

Ahem, Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs

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See.. that's what happens when you listen too much Radiohead... [Razz]

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soulshine
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Awww you sound nice.
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spungo
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Icon 1 posted July 20, 2006 05:11      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
You forgot lesbian Nazi eskimos...

Sheesh. I never thought us two would have the same sexual fantasy. [Eek!]
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Lesbian robots?
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Ferrell
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Interesting. Did those interests come out of upbringing, college experiences, or just a collection of things picked up over the years?

Also, can robots be lesbians? can they have gender? or are these just labels we apply to a creation, much like a captain will call the ship a "her".

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quote:
Originally posted by Evora Existentialist:
Ever read 120 days of sodom by Marquis de Sade? Now that is a masterpeice. Nazi lesbians have nothing on Marqui's demoralizing antics. Sodomy, incest, defecation and urination, sexual torture...I give speeches at school on these things all the time with a straight face. lol.

There's something to be said about having the term "sadist" named after you.
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Ashitaka

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Icon 3 posted July 20, 2006 07:57      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I think that for a robot to be lesbian, it would have to be a an android.

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Ashitaka

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quote:
Originally posted by Evora Existentialist:
...i have pics, but not of my fully equipped mormon torture chamber.

Well get some then and post. Sheesh. [evil]

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Mac D
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There are open minded people in MN?

A friend once told me that "Even the athists are Luthren in MN"

Welcome to the forums. What part of MN do you hail? I'm in the south Subarbs, I think there is one other person from MN here.

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Adam Molloy
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A gay robot would have to be attracted to robots with similar ports, surely. These ports can be located just infront of the main exhaust vent.

lesbian cyborg = lesborg [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Evora Existentialist:
mormon torture chambers

Are these chambers for torturing mormons, or are they simply torture chambers based on the wonderful research that the LDS church has done in the area of torture?

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Mac D
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Six from Tripping the rift is a Sexborg.

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That show is Awsome. I just finished the first season.

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Colonel Panic
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quote:
Originally posted by Evora Existentialist:
with a straight face. lol.

So how many oxymorons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

CP

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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
You forgot lesbian Nazi eskimos...

Sheesh. I never thought us two would have the same sexual fantasy. [Eek!]
Hey! That was spungo!

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
You forgot lesbian Nazi eskimos...

Sheesh. I never thought us two would have the same sexual fantasy. [Eek!]
Hey! That was spungo!
*glides hand in front of garlicguy's face*

This is not the droid you're looking for. [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Evora Existentialist:
If you enjoy masochism, definitely talk to me. I'm hoping i don't get banned from this site.

Not if I have anything to say about it...which I don't, but still. It's nice to see somebody around who's got that same freakish flair to their mental state, now that Zorro's been gone for so long.

So, post away; you show your torture chamber and maybe I'll show off my scars. [Big Grin]

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Evora Existentialist
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Icon 9 posted July 22, 2006 19:50      Profile for Evora Existentialist     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
atheistic lutherans? Yes, they seem that way. I too reside in southern mn. I just got back from a 22 hour trip from chicago and this is what you wrote me? why couldn't you write something like "hey evora, this one night, i sodomized a couple of mormon missionaries with a crucifix and that damn Book of Mormon they were trying to make me read...." I'm kidding.
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quote:
Originally posted by Evora Existentialist:
I'm kidding.

Haha. :/
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Ashitaka

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quote:
Originally posted by Evora Existentialist:
why couldn't you write something like "hey evora, this one night, i sodomized a couple of mormon missionaries with a crucifix and that damn Book of Mormon they were trying to make me read...." I'm kidding.

Well, becuase I tend not to lie, and if I really did I am certainly not stupid enough to brag about it in the internet.

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quote:
Originally posted by Evora Existentialist:
why couldn't you write something like "hey evora, this one night, i sodomized a couple of mormon missionaries with a crucifix and that damn Book of Mormon they were trying to make me read...." I'm kidding.

So you've met Spungo then?

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Ashitaka is on to something.

Evora. How can you live in Minnesota, be a japanese schoolgirl, be a dietician at a mental asylum, give speeches at your school and somehow it takes 22 hours to get from Minnesota to Chicago? Pick one story and stick to it.

I'm sorry, but I'm not shocked by anything you've said. You're just another boring person trying to fill their lives with entertainment by feeding off of other people's reactions. You're not looking for someone with an open mind. You're looking for someone who will believe in your BS.

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