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bull3t
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posted February 09, 2004 23:38
http://www.yggdrasildesigns.net/pics
thats all i gotta say. well, that, and love comes to those who are happy with themselves and are prepared for the immense burden of a relationship.
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Lumina Manson
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posted February 10, 2004 00:21
Rather than challenge that, I'll agree. ![[Smile]](smile.gif) That and with age comes wisdome. ![[Beard of Peter Gabriel!]](graemlins/beardofpetergabriel.gif)
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posted February 10, 2004 01:02
Lumi, your first link is broken ![[Frown]](frown.gif) .
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posted February 10, 2004 02:39
I'm afraid I beg to differ. I think you'll find out here why all the chicks think I'm the sexiest thing since Baldrick's turnip.
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Allan
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posted February 10, 2004 02:59
If ever there was a primer for a goatse link this has to be it: but I shall refrain.
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MTB Babe
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posted February 10, 2004 05:22
No I'M the sexiest geek!! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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posted February 10, 2004 05:26
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Originally posted by MTB Babe:
No I'M the sexiest geek!!
Allegedly, despite the fact that non appearance of your posterior photos has caused you to be the butt of an ongoing joke
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spungo
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posted February 10, 2004 05:30
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No I'M the sexiest geek!!
...and so is my wife, Brian.
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posted February 10, 2004 09:08
So sexiest geek... Despite age, I reckon I'm one of the kinkiest geeks here... excepting His Foxiness, of course. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
And bull3t? Eyes are sexy, not shades. Apart from that, we might have a contender for the Sexiest Geek Award 2004.
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posted February 10, 2004 09:36
Well, following a comment of Xanthine's (i.e. "Xanthine: you *have* to put that in your profile!"
), I've updated my profile picture . 'Tis an odd play on ideas, but amusing nonetheless.
n.b. This post makes no claims whatsoever about my appearance, or aspires to apply any adjectives to it.
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Lumina Manson
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posted February 10, 2004 13:13
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i vote for me (see profile). I mean, you couldn't say no to those sticky-out ears, could you
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Too Cool To Quit
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posted February 10, 2004 13:36
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Originally posted by Spoongirl:
So sexiest geek... Despite age, I reckon I'm one of the kinkiest geeks here... excepting His Foxiness, of course.
And bull3t? Eyes are sexy, not shades. Apart from that, we might have a contender for the Sexiest Geek Award 2004.
Love from the tin, Spoonie
Oh, have we forgotten Spoon, my love, that I am...
The Lord of the Kink!
aside from that...
Nitrozac wins the sexiest geek award, hands down...
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dragonman97
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posted February 10, 2004 13:44
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Originally posted by Too Cool To Quit:
Oh, have we forgotten Spoon, my love, that I am...
The Lord of the Kink!
You think you might be a bit young to make such a claim? Don't you think Zorro would probably win that contest hands down - no ties, even. Then again, I remember some old posts from around here...but still, Zorro's probably got quite an edge. I mean, he's probably the only person who can make the phrase "nice rack" take on a menacing meaning. (Whereas if/when people complement me on a nice rack, they're talking about my 1U servers & network kit .)
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Lumina Manson
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posted February 10, 2004 14:32
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Originally posted by dragonman97:You think you might be a bit young to make such a claim? Don't you think Zorro would probably win that contest hands down - no ties, even. Then again, I remember some old posts from around here...but still, Zorro's probably got quite an edge. I mean, he's probably the only person who can make the phrase "nice rack" take on a menacing meaning. (Whereas if/when people complement me on a nice rack, they're talking about my 1U servers & network kit .)
I second that! I agree with you whole-heartedly. Wow. Yeah. Whee!
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bull3t
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posted February 10, 2004 14:34
i don't know about that kinky business. last night i had a grand time whipping a female with a monitor power cord folded twice while she screamed 'thank you sir, may i have another'. oh yeah, and thats 100% true
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csk
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posted February 10, 2004 15:14
I wouldn't bet on being the second kinkiest geek here, spoony. IIRC there are a few of us into "kinky" stuff, possibly even those you would not expect.
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Xanthine
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posted February 10, 2004 16:47
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Originally posted by dragonman97:
Well, following a comment of Xanthine's (i.e. "Xanthine: you *have* to put that in your profile!"
), I've updated my profile picture
w00t!
/me wastes time oogling and then runs off to run a gel
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GameMaster
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posted February 10, 2004 16:50
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Originally posted by bull3t:
i don't know about that kinky business. last night i had a grand time whipping a female with a monitor power cord folded twice while she screamed 'thank you sir, may i have another'. oh yeah, and thats 100% true
Yes, but the kinky part of it was that it was your mother. Sorry, when you walk into them like that... Someone had to say it.
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dragonman97
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posted February 10, 2004 17:08
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Originally posted by GameMaster:
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Originally posted by bull3t:
i don't know about that kinky business. last night i had a grand time whipping a female with a monitor power cord folded twice while she screamed 'thank you sir, may i have another'. oh yeah, and thats 100% true
Yes, but the kinky part of it was that it was your mother. Sorry, when you walk into them like that... Someone had to say it.
I wouldn't quite say that, there's just something rather wrong about that. Then again, what I'm about to suggest is probably worse . He said "whipping a female" - a female /what/, exactly? ![[evil]](graemlins/evil.gif) Now, the quote is a bit trickier, unless it was there was a nearby parrot (and I'll not consider the possibility of a female parrot...), or merely that this is what he took the sounds coming from the 'female' to mean, anyway .
Okay, I'm done. Damn it, looking at nearly 800 spam messages today kind of drained me :-/.
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bull3t
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posted February 10, 2004 17:21
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Originally posted by GameMaster:
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Originally posted by bull3t:
i don't know about that kinky business. last night i had a grand time whipping a female with a monitor power cord folded twice while she screamed 'thank you sir, may i have another'. oh yeah, and thats 100% true
Yes, but the kinky part of it was that it was your mother. Sorry, when you walk into them like that... Someone had to say it.
gamemaster, this is your one warning. my mother died when i was 12, and i don't take 'your mother' jokes very lightly. say something stupid like that again and i'll hunt you down and gut you like a pig.
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bull3t
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posted February 10, 2004 17:32
and i mean that seriously. i'll hunt anyone who wants to say things about my mother anywhere in this country and when i catch up they'll beg me to kill them. k, just had to add that.
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posted February 10, 2004 17:42
<Sgt. Hulka> Lighten up Francis. </Sgt. Hulka>
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GameMaster
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posted February 10, 2004 19:14
Look, it was a joke. I wasn't insulting your mother, just finding a pointed way to say "with vauge details like that in a thread like this, is asking for jokes." I am sorry that your loss, but if you let the words of all us 'net people (who don't know everything that has happened to you since you were born -- and couldn't have known) and strangers get your knikers in such knot, then I strongly recommend you talk to someone.
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