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nekomatic
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Icon 10 posted April 14, 2004 08:48      Profile for nekomatic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
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That looks spookily like my fiancée's cat Murphy... we know he has several homes up and down the street, but we never realised he got this far! [Eek!]

PS next time he shows up, he likes cheese, and pilchards, and warm places [Wink]

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Icon 7 posted April 15, 2004 02:34      Profile for nekomatic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
look!:

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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 08:39      Profile for Doco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
So why is it so many cats have such similar markings. I can understand it for something like dogs where humans keep the blood lines pure for a lot of different breeds. But outside of a few Persians and Siamese breeders you don't have a lot of purebred cats, while there are gazillions of cats out there that just breed and breed and breed.

I see lots black-n-white of cats like these. The markings around the nose usually will let you distinguish them. Then there are the all black cats, but they usually have at least a few white hairs on their chest and belly. It's like the black-n-white cats but the black just keeps expanding.

Then there are the orange striped cats. And the tortise shell. And a calico or two thrown into the mix.

I can understand that genetically the calico coloring must be a recessive gene as it doesn't show up that often, and can show up after 2 generations of no calico cats. But why is it that there aren't more cats with say a tortise shell back but a black and white belly say? (ewww - that would look wierd - but you get my point)

Ahhhhhh - the joys of typing half-thought stuff while waiting for the caffiene to kick in.

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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 11:28      Profile for hey-U     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Definitely NSFW you have been warned

http://www.littlegrayguy.com/lgg/

/runs away, laughing like a b*st*rd

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Icon 11 posted April 15, 2004 12:32      Profile for Doco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Now I wanna be a gray cat...... [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 13:02      Profile for hey-U     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Doco:
Now I wanna be a gray cat...... [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

I'm really struggling for a suitable reply here... Something amusing but my mind is like that of a sewer rat, so let me offer instead a big fluffy bindle of cute fluffiness...

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=fluffy+kittens&btnG=Search

/strokes pussy... is struck by lightning from a vengeful god... goes straight to hell...

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Icon 7 posted April 15, 2004 13:20      Profile for Doco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The only "appropriate" reply to that is probably a gutter reply... [Smile]

Surprisingly "Fluffy pussy" only returns 55 hits (and some of those are actually cats) where "fluffy kittens" returns 239. Maybe the web isn't as depraved as I thought.....

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hey-U
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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 13:30      Profile for hey-U     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What? Pr0n? ON THE INTERWEB?
Has the world gone mad?
Self-replies: No, just a bit..well... twisty.

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 13:53      Profile for Doco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Now being a woodworker - I like that kind of twisted and depraved site. But not as much as the cat! [Big Grin]

I saw some black-on-black text on the front page and in there two phrases struck me as especially funny "furniture having intercourse" and "unnatural acts of carpentry" - Who in their right mind would google such a phrase???

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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 13:56      Profile for Doco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Oh wait - I guess it isn't that wierd
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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 14:01      Profile for hey-U     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Doco:
I saw some black-on-black text on the front page and in there two phrases struck me as especially funny "furniture having intercourse" and "unnatural acts of carpentry" - Who in their right mind would google such a phrase???

*whistles*
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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 14:02      Profile for hey-U     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Doco:
Oh wait - I guess it isn't that wierd

Now *that* is just plain sick
[Wink]

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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 15:10      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Uh, just a thought - I didn't try said queries, but I was reminded the other day in /. followup about a9.com (when people were apparently searching for 'goats') that Google's SafeSearch is on by default - have you checked about that?

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Icon 1 posted April 15, 2004 15:20      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
quote:
Originally posted by Doco:
Oh wait - I guess it isn't that wierd

Now *that* is just plain sick
[Wink]

Man, look at that hot, slightly older box:
http://www.geekculture.com/culture/erotica/stripcam2/stripcamdell.html
Takes a floppy, some zip, and then you get to the RAM and hard drive. Some decent power too, it appears. It appears that it concludes with the Texan box getting spanked...I wonder if Zorro's directing this flick.

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Icon 8 posted April 18, 2004 08:55      Profile for nekomatic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Y'all dragged my thread into the gutter, you bastards!! [Mad]
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Icon 1 posted April 18, 2004 11:32      Profile for hey-U     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by nekomatic:
Y'all dragged my thread into the gutter, you bastards!! [Mad]

Repeat after me:

Cats are evil
Cats are evil
Cats are evil...

[evil]

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Cats are evil...
Cats are evilish...
Cats are so cute! [crazy]

I like cats, except the ones that crap on your bed [crazy] I prefere them to dogs.
Cats seem lazy and laid back, but dogs just try and smother you with dribble...Ewwww!

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Icon 6 posted April 22, 2004 05:43      Profile for greycat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It's good to be the gray cat.
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Icon 1 posted April 22, 2004 05:57      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
No, cats only have one use.

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Icon 1 posted April 24, 2004 12:24      Profile for knightwhosaysNI     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
remember way back when i accused spungo of being a cat eater?

th the profocy!!

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Icon 1 posted April 25, 2004 01:38      Profile for Slurpy     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Doco:
I can understand that genetically the calico coloring must be a recessive gene as it doesn't show up that often, and can show up after 2 generations of no calico cats. But why is it that there aren't more cats with say a tortise shell back but a black and white belly say? (ewww - that would look wierd - but you get my point)

Calicos are only sort-of recessive: they display both the dominant and recessive colorings of orange and gray.

Cat coat colors are controlled by the X chromosome; which is why female cats are usually more colorful. It's very rare to find a male calico, and when you do they are always sterile (because of the two X and one Y chromosomes).

Read a bit more about calicos on Wikipedia.

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