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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted April 20, 2006 06:41      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by FireSnake:
Steen, they probably are real Germans. I get loads of them on one of my ICQ numbers. I have no idea why, but there are a whole lot of german guys out there that want me to look at their penis. They even resort to pleading in broken English. It's really, rather surreal. And then when I continue declining, they ask to see my muschi.

So why don't all these lonely pathetic german boys fuck all those lonely pathetic german girls? Seems a little more apt, no?
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
quote:
Originally posted by FireSnake:
Steen, they probably are real Germans. I get loads of them on one of my ICQ numbers. I have no idea why, but there are a whole lot of german guys out there that want me to look at their penis. They even resort to pleading in broken English. It's really, rather surreal. And then when I continue declining, they ask to see my muschi.

So why don't all these lonely pathetic german boys fuck all those lonely pathetic german girls? Seems a little more apt, no?
Because lonely pathetic German boys are probably looking for other lonely pathetic German boys. [Big Grin]
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Or maybe the lonely, pathetic German boys haven't figured out that they need to dress up with lots of eyeshadow and look like lonely, pathetic German girls if they want to get the lonely, pathetic German girls.

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Icon 1 posted April 20, 2006 12:37      Profile for Grummash     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
But wait... that's not all

This is what they're mistaking me for!

Hell... you're real purdy [evil]

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quote:
Originally posted by Steen:

But wait... that's not all

This is what they're mistaking me for!

More pictures (and reasons to laugh at me) can be found here and here

You could almost take it as a compliment, Steen. [Big Grin] He's not all that bad looking, in a gothy, androgynous sort of way. Hey, if you're going to be confused with a girlish goth band member, it's better than being mistaken for Mana.
(And yes, believe it or not, that is a guy in that picture.)

So, I guess it's either time to start dying your hair and learning how to apply eyeshadow, or change you ICQ ID...

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Grummash wrote:
Hell... you're real purdy [evil]

/me bats his eyelashes at Grummy-poo

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Today's results for everyone's least favorite game show "I'm being stalked by little German girls":

G1: hey
Me: Hello
G1: wie gehts
Me: I'm fine. Just to avoid any confusion, though, I'm a 38 year old man living in the USA who only speaks English.
G1: oh
G1: you living in the USA?????
Me: Yes. I am a 38 year old man who lives in the USA.
G1: ah
Me: Have a nice day.
Me: <blocks user>

G2: hey bill+
G2: hast du push to talk
Me: No.
Me: <blocks user>

G3: hallo
Me: hi
G3: wie alt biste
Me: I'm 38 and I don't speak German.
G3: ach halt die fresse war schön dich kennen zu lernen ZU ALT
Me: *sigh*
Me: <blocks user>

G4: hiiiiii
Me: Hi.
G4: na heißt du in echt bill
Me: Yes, it is. Do I know you?
G4: was?????? what???
G4: no
Me: Just making sure.
G4: where are you from?
Me: East Tennessee in the United States
G4: hey cool
G4: which town
Me: I'm not really inclined to reveal that much information.
G4: its ok
G4: Im from germany
Me: How old are you
G4: at home
G4: sorry i understand it wrong
G4: 13
Me: You do realize I'm 38. Almost three times as old as you are.
Me: I am curious about why you decided to start talking to me.
Me: Most teenagers don't go about striking up conversations with creepy middle aged men.
G4: I looked only for the name bill because of tokio hotel and i found your contact
G4: so i sent you a message
Me: Okay
G4: how old are you?
Me: 38 years old
G4: ok
G4: then i think it's better that we stop our conversation
Me: I agree. Bye.
Me: <blocks user>


Only four today... this is an improvement, although I'm up to 37 accounts blocked so far.

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Next time, just send them over to the good old goatse, bet that'll quickly take care of their desire to IM creepy middle-aged men from the US [evil]
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Don't tempt me. I'd hate to wind up extradited to Germany and tossed in a prison for sending obscene images to underage German girls.

So, I changed my profile to cut down on some of this nonsense, but still it continues. And not only are they wanting to talk, now they're sending me stupid chain IM's!

Today's contestent is Girl #5

G5 is of unspecified gender and has a birthday of 1/20/1992, making her^H^H^H it 14 years old. I'll give this one credit for having only put her first name in her profile and listed her last name as ????, so she's got at least a couple of brain cells (aber not enough to know better than to pass chain letters/messages along).

Lieber icq Nutzer, da es einige user gibt die icq nutzen um Viren zu verschicken müssen wir jetzt alle Benutzer auf Viren überprüfen! Dafür müsst ihr nichts weiter tun als diese Nachricht an alle aus deiner Kontaktliste zu verschicken (den rest erledigen wir). Falls ihr das nicht tut werden wir euren account sperren und dafür sorgen, das ihr euch nie wieder bei icq anmelden könnt!
Gruß Silvia Schoffmann


In essence it says:
Some ICQ users are sending viruses around so everyone must be checked. You must send this message to everyone on your contact list and we'll take care of the rest. If you do not send this to everyone one your contact list, your account will be closed and can never be reactivated.

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Icon 1 posted April 28, 2006 03:36      Profile for SilverBlade   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Steen, you have officially been dragged kicking and screaming into the pree-teen German culture [Razz]

Enjoy [Big Grin]

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LOL, the forum I used to go on had I had a bunch of 13-15 year old girls after me asking if I was bi. *rolls eyes*

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They can be German, What's wrong being German?
I'd like to be German (I'm from England).
Maybe I'm out of the point but I was too lazy to read all comments...

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quote:
Originally posted by Plcaga:

Maybe I'm out of the point but I was too lazy to read all comments...

Then don't bother responding.
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quote:
Originally posted by Plcaga:
They can be German, What's wrong being German?
I'd like to be German (I'm from England).
Maybe I'm out of the point but I was too lazy to read all comments...

This gives me a great idea to start a new service. For 5 USD (~2.5 sterling pounds, 7 ChF) I'll write thread summaries for lazy people online.
Just need to set up my paypal account for this.

Yea I know, noone will pay me to write condescending abstracts.

the fine print
(the term "great" in this post not subject to comparisons)

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quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
quote:
Originally posted by Plcaga:

Maybe I'm out of the point but I was too lazy to read all comments...

Then don't bother responding.
*English accent* - would you understand it???
Well I do!...*jibrish*

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Plcaga wrote:
Maybe I'm out of the point but I was too lazy to read all comments...

Yeah, you pretty much completely missed the point. The fact that they're German and 13 (and girls) is rather incidental to why I asked for them to all be shot.

I've managed to change my profile enough and block enough of them, however, that the issue seems resolved.

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believe me, we need not shoot them (bullets would be wasted). just tell them that these boy bands like US5 or Tokio Hote split up and they will get into a lemming-like self-destruct mode.

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quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
Plcaga wrote:
Maybe I'm out of the point but I was too lazy to read all comments...

Yeah, you pretty much completely missed the point. The fact that they're German and 13 (and girls) is rather incidental to why I asked for them to all be shot.

I've managed to change my profile enough and block enough of them, however, that the issue seems resolved.

[crazy] Okay...I *Circle the right* (didn't/don't) really get it...
So some of them can be really rude and stupid...But it doesn't mean they're all like those bunch of guys that botherd you.

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I rule. I got an 18 year old german girl that wants to be a chef the other day.

:laughs at Steen:

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No fair! I wouldn't mind if the German girls were of legal age! [Razz]

/me tries to cut in on FS's action

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I can share. We can turn the tables on them and start ICQing them in English, out of the blue.

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Ok, I shouldn't have gloated. Now I'm getting the under 10 set.

Where are their parents???

One more freaking german girl that wants to send me links to pictures of manga teddy bears with hearts for eyes and I'm going to cry...

And I don't even have the excuse of being mistaken for a member of a boy band in my ICQ profile

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Manga teddy bears with hearts for eyes? *shudder*

Incidentally, diet sprite shooting out of your nose hurts and you owe me some windex and a dust free cloth to clean my monitor with [Smile]

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(01:08:50) --------7: hi
(01:12:15) Miss Melanie: hi
(01:12:39) --------7: wie geht es dir?
(01:13:07) Miss Melanie: I'm sorry, I don't speak german.
(01:13:23) --------7: yes
(01:14:30) --------7: I am German, however, I kan, however, also with you English write!!! I am German!
(01:14:40) Miss Melanie: =)
(01:14:44) Miss Melanie: I am American
(01:15:02) --------7: aso
(01:15:17) Miss Melanie: how old are you?
(01:15:46) --------7: how old they are?? I am 10 years old is then terribly if I 10 years am old?
(01:16:13) Miss Melanie: You speak very good English, especially for being 10 =)
(01:16:22) Miss Melanie: Shouldn't you be getting ready for school?
(01:18:42) --------7: I cannot well English I have found hir in Internet an inter net side(page) this always can do words überstzen I kan from German in English!!!! English in German!! Italy on France!!! France on Italy!! there is even more of it!!!!!
(01:19:24) Miss Melanie: Oh good. That should be helpful. =)
(01:19:47) --------7: ne I must go at 5 minutes I must go on ofline!!
(01:20:01) Miss Melanie: Have fun at school =)
(01:23:09) --------7: bye
(01:23:25) Miss Melanie: bye
(01:23:34) --------7: no
(01:25:43) --------7: no she(it) trains is fun(joking) nobody!!!! hey football is not with us fully stupidly because so quickly do not shoot and so quickly fit. And in England is much better there fit faster and shoot faster and so on!
(01:26:20) Miss Melanie: Yes, English football is fun.
(01:26:38) Miss Melanie: Why did you contact me?
(01:27:09) --------7: ´bye

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