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Sir Snaggalot!
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Icon 3 posted October 19, 2004 13:29      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world better
than a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can
spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us
their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always
have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and
to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they
keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog
newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news
items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
often continued in the next yard.
-Dave Barry

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is
that certain dogs I have known will go
to heaven, and very, very few persons
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I
mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men
and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-Dave Miliman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the
dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I
never would've thought of that!'
-Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our
lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three
dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my
dog already thinks I am

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Solid Nitrozanium SuperFan!
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Icon 1 posted October 19, 2004 13:42      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Thank you for the equal time. [Beard of Peter Gabriel!] [thumbsup] You'll notice that none of those quote exhibited any species-ist disdain towards cats. [Razz]
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Mr Bill
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Icon 6 posted October 19, 2004 19:47      Profile for Mr Bill     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three
dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

Very true...you especially don't want to try this with a Great Pyrenees...

(I still have the paw prints on my spine...from the front) [Big Grin]

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