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The Famous Druid
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posted July 14, 2011 17:16
First Iceland, then Chile, now Indonesia, it looks like The Volcano God is angry
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spungo
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posted July 14, 2011 23:25
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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Anyone got a spare virgin?
...and one thousand GC members put their hands up...
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GrumpySteen
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posted July 15, 2011 01:53
I don't have a spare virgin, but I have extra.
Bonus snark:
Sorry. I only have two left and the weekend is coming up.
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Ashitaka
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posted July 15, 2011 02:21
Does she/he have to be alive?
Can you dig up a dead and buried nun and throw her corpse in?
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Xanthine
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posted July 15, 2011 03:01
My cat is a virgin. He is also a eunuch, so it doesn't count.
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spungo
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posted July 15, 2011 03:57
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Originally posted by Xanthine:
He is also a eunuch...
That's a coincidence -- 'cos I'm very fond of the eunuch's operating system. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
edit: ...which reminds me of a joke -- which I've never heard before, which goes something like: what did the IBM engineer say to the overworked call-girl? "You think you're knackered -- I've been forking eunuch's for years." (Ok, sorry -- it sounded hilarious in me head...)
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Ugh, MightyClub
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posted July 15, 2011 04:33
Well, it made me grin a little, Spungo, so all is not lost...
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Xanthine
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posted July 15, 2011 06:01
spungo, you are rule 34 incarnate. I bow down...
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GrumpySteen
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posted July 15, 2011 07:04
Do you really think bending over in spungo's presence is a good idea?
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spungo
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posted July 15, 2011 07:12
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Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
Do you really think bending over in spungo's presence is a good idea?
Hoomans are safe around me. (Four legs good, two legs bad.)
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