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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted July 14, 2011 17:16      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
First Iceland, then Chile, now Indonesia, it looks like The Volcano God is angry

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted July 14, 2011 23:25      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Anyone got a spare virgin?

...and one thousand GC members put their hands up...

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GrumpySteen

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Icon 1 posted July 15, 2011 01:53      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I don't have a spare virgin, but I have extra.

Bonus snark:
Sorry. I only have two left and the weekend is coming up.

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Ashitaka

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Icon 1 posted July 15, 2011 02:21      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Does she/he have to be alive?

Can you dig up a dead and buried nun and throw her corpse in?

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Xanthine

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Icon 1 posted July 15, 2011 03:01      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
My cat is a virgin. He is also a eunuch, so it doesn't count.

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted July 15, 2011 03:57      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
He is also a eunuch...

That's a coincidence -- 'cos I'm very fond of the eunuch's operating system. [Wink]

edit: ...which reminds me of a joke -- which I've never heard before, which goes something like: what did the IBM engineer say to the overworked call-girl? "You think you're knackered -- I've been forking eunuch's for years." (Ok, sorry -- it sounded hilarious in me head...)

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Ugh, MightyClub
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Icon 1 posted July 15, 2011 04:33      Profile for Ugh, MightyClub     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Well, it made me grin a little, Spungo, so all is not lost...

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Xanthine

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Icon 14 posted July 15, 2011 06:01      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
spungo, you are rule 34 incarnate. I bow down...

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GrumpySteen

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Do you really think bending over in spungo's presence is a good idea?

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted July 15, 2011 07:12      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by GrumpySteen:
Do you really think bending over in spungo's presence is a good idea?

Hoomans are safe around me. (Four legs good, two legs bad.)

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