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Mr. Geek 2U
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Icon 1 posted August 18, 2009 20:03      Profile for Mr. Geek 2U     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It's true, because Canadian Scientists say so.

They used science, and calculations and computers and everything. It's the absolute geek truth.

Read all about it. Wake up Mulder and Sculley! Somebody has to do something.

ZOMBIES WILL KILL US ALL! SCIENTISTS SAY SO!

Fight Back! Get rid of your brains! Join the birther moment!

Holy Shoot!

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Icon 1 posted August 18, 2009 23:39      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
NO, actually they said that Zombies will kill us all if we don't act quickly when they come.

SO act quickly, if you see someone acting in a zombie like manner, get your shotgun, take them down, and remove thier head with a semi-sharp instrument. (i.e. an old lawnmower blade ( some people call them sling blades, but I call them lawnmower blades))

ps on a side note, was I the only one that noticed that betweenthe movies 28 days later (good movie) and 28 months later (not so good movie) that the zombies learned to run really really fast. WTF!

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Icon 1 posted August 18, 2009 23:44      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Ashitaka:

SO act quickly, if you see someone acting in a zombie like manner, get your shotgun, take them down, and remove thier head with a semi-sharp instrument. (i.e. an old lawnmower blade ( some people call them sling blades, but I call them lawnmower blades))

Aw shit. So I guess I should just avoid leaving my home before I've had my morning coffee?

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Icon 1 posted August 19, 2009 00:09      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Ashitaka:
ps on a side note, was I the only one that noticed that betweenthe movies 28 days later (good movie) and 28 months later (not so good movie) that the zombies learned to run really really fast. WTF!

Evolution in action, fast-moving zombies 'live' longer, and are more reproductively successful.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by Ashitaka:
ps on a side note, was I the only one that noticed that betweenthe movies 28 days later (good movie) and 28 months later (not so good movie) that the zombies learned to run really really fast. WTF!

Evolution in action, fast-moving zombies 'live' longer, and are more reproductively successful.
That actually makes sense. The most common given cause of zombification is viral, transmitted through saliva. Could be slightly different strains of zombie virus, and the one that causes less impairment of motor functions after death would be the one that gradually dominates.

Also, do zombies starve to "death" if they don't eat? Or do they just get really hungry?

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Icon 1 posted August 25, 2009 05:30      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by fs:
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by Ashitaka:
ps on a side note, was I the only one that noticed that betweenthe movies 28 days later (good movie) and 28 months later (not so good movie) that the zombies learned to run really really fast. WTF!

Evolution in action, fast-moving zombies 'live' longer, and are more reproductively successful.
That actually makes sense. The most common given cause of zombification is viral, transmitted through saliva. Could be slightly different strains of zombie virus, and the one that causes less impairment of motor functions after death would be the one that gradually dominates.

Also, do zombies starve to "death" if they don't eat? Or do they just get really hungry?

The ones in this movie/alternate world starved to death.

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quote:
Originally posted by fs:
That actually makes sense. The most common given cause of zombification is viral, transmitted through saliva. Could be slightly different strains of zombie virus, and the one that causes less impairment of motor functions after death would be the one that gradually dominates.

Actually, in the original zombie stories, they're artifacts, mindless automatons built by evil Voodoo priests, using the bodies of the dead as building materials.

They didn't evolve, they were Intelligently Designed.

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Icon 1 posted August 26, 2009 04:59      Profile for Mr. Geek 2U     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by fs:

Also, do zombies starve to "death" if they don't eat? Or do they just get really hungry?

They could be like a retrovirus and just go dormant until food is available.

For example, they could be in a room full of screaming health care protesters, but all of a sudden one of them calmed down and said something intelligent, that's when the zombie would eat their brains.

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