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Rhonwyyn
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posted August 04, 2006 18:32
You may have something there. In fract, all of you seem to be pretty much irrational.
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 05, 2006 04:41
Did you hear about the french priest who tried to reform the prostitutes of Paris by teaching them analytic geometry?
He failed, but he learned a valuable lesson in life: don't try to put Descartes before the whores.
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garlicguy
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posted August 05, 2006 07:36
Druid: That seems to be a well coordinated thought.
Rhonnie: You hit the 1500th post bringing us to page 61! That seems fitting to me - you've been so radiant since the announcement of your engagement.
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Grummash
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posted August 05, 2006 14:33
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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Did you hear about the french priest who tried to reform the prostitutes of Paris by teaching them analytic geometry?
He failed, but he learned a valuable lesson in life: don't try to put Descartes before the whores.
Which reminds me of the dyslexic pimp.... he bought a warehouse... ![[shake head]](graemlins/shakehead.gif)
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HalfVast
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posted August 05, 2006 20:51
Which reminds me the dental patient planning to substitute novocain with
Buddhism. Seems he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 07, 2006 17:55
Then there was the guy with an inner ear infection who lost his sense of balance and direction.....
He didn't know vertigo.
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Grummash
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posted August 07, 2006 22:49
These medical puns are going to be the death of me! What's the cure... a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in fronta me?? ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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garlicguy
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posted August 08, 2006 07:45
Grummy: If you posed that question to two doctors at the same time you'd have a paradox.
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Ashitaka
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posted August 08, 2006 07:59
I'm trying to locate the article where Marylin Vos Savant, quetionably the worlds smartest person, says puns are the the resort of intelectual wanabees. I however can't find it. I also don't remember her exact wording and so I am of coarse paraphrasing.
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garlicguy
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posted August 08, 2006 08:55
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Originally posted by Ashitaka:
I'm trying to locate the article where Marylin Vos Savant, quetionably the worlds smartest person, says puns are the the resort of intelectual wanabees. I however can't find it. I also don't remember her exact wording and so I am of coarse paraphrasing.
Nice pun ^^^, Ash.
*and* Maybe Marilyn can kiss your ash while she's at it...
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Ugh, MightyClub
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posted August 08, 2006 17:23
Careful, if you bark about it too much she may call the copse.
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Rhonwyyn
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posted August 08, 2006 19:20
Just hope no one's listening in on a police band scanner. If they are, it could result in a birch of confidentiality.
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 08, 2006 19:28
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Originally posted by Rhonwyyn:
Just hope no one's listening in on a police band scanner. If they are, it could result in a birch of confidentiality.
Which would force the police to call in Sherlock Holmes to investigate.
The great detective would, of course, declare the case to be 'elm-ent-tree'
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Rhonwyyn
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posted August 08, 2006 19:45
So true, TFD. Unfortunately, in the US, anyone accused has to be proven guilty. That means whomever is arrested will get a chance to redbud the charges against him/her.
And of course, if it's a minor whose parents aren't available, someone will be appointed to act in locust parentis. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 08, 2006 23:37
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So true, TFD. Unfortunately, in the US, anyone accused has to be proven guilty.
Ah, such a quaint, old-fashioned notion.
Your president Bush has done away with all that namby-pamby liberal nonsense.
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posted August 09, 2006 06:18
You may have discovered the root of the problem there, Druid.
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 09, 2006 06:26
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You may have discovered the root of the problem there, Druid.
Well, it's good to know I'm not barking up the wrong tree ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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posted August 09, 2006 06:29
Even if you were, it'd be nothing to pine about.
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 09, 2006 15:13
So, if we run out of arborial puns, wattle we do next ?
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Ugh, MightyClub
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posted August 09, 2006 16:02
Never fear, the good denizens of Geek Culture would never leave us in the larch.
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posted August 09, 2006 18:31
Besides which, punning is very poplar among geeks.
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 09, 2006 18:37
Perhaps we should open a GC branch of the Punsters Union.
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posted August 10, 2006 03:18
Once while fishing off the pear,tree of us watched the sunset over the arbor. It was the best day for fishing we had ever seen.
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The Famous Druid
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posted August 10, 2006 04:58
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Once while fishing off the pear,tree of us watched the sunset over the arbor. It was the best day for fishing we had ever seen.
Nice story YaYa, but I can't cedar point of it.
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posted August 10, 2006 07:03
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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
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Originally posted by YaYawoman:
Once while fishing off the pear,tree of us watched the sunset over the arbor. It was the best day for fishing we had ever seen.
Nice story YaYa, but I can't cedar point of it.
I completely agree, TFD. That story seems to have some fir on it.
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